slam the door in his face, i hope i break his nose
2007-02-11 07:14:47
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answered by ? 5
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Quick like bunny, I'd grab a glass of scotch and my camera. Put the glass in his hand and take his picture. The tabloids would pay off my mortgage just to get a shot of him drinking again!!
Then I would laugh and laugh and laugh.
Then I would feel bad. He may be Satan but he's still a human being. I'd give him a pair of my old pants, take care of his eye and send him on his way.
2007-02-11 07:21:04
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answered by no name brand canned beans 6
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get him some pants, and an ice pack. Ask him to stay for dinner.
EDIT- You all are so full of it- if you opened the door to see the president of the United States there- you would all dirty your pants, and call every one you know to say he was at your house.
And all of you who say you would blacken his other eye would A- be taken out by the secret service or B go to jail for assault.
2007-02-11 07:18:18
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answered by gagesmomm 2
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I would let him in and give him some pants! Noone, even the president, should have someone act so childishly toward him, regardless of the sorry state of our country. It could be worse, we could have Jimmy Carter, Nixon or old Billy Clinton as our president again. Think of what Bill Cliton might've done if he was president during 9/11. "Oh My God, this is horrible...sex with Monica might help me figure this out...maybe I'll let my wife handle this one...wait what's her name again?."
2007-02-11 07:40:57
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answered by Sarah P 2
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Hold Him Ransom & Demand All Troops Be Brought Home~
Let Them Fend For Themselves...
2007-02-11 07:17:06
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answered by Psychotic2 6
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Laugh
2007-02-11 07:14:47
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answered by Death Virus 6
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I'd say, "What happened to 'ya George, run in to a pack of lesbians, did 'ya?"
2007-02-11 07:16:24
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answered by It will eat you soon 3
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Slam the door shut!
2007-02-11 07:14:36
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answered by Dairy Fairy 6
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Kick him in the family jewels with my steel-toed boots then slam the door!
2007-02-11 07:15:30
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answered by lederbikergene 3
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Offer him an extra pair of pants and heal his black eye
2007-02-11 07:15:20
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answered by Anonymous
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Kick him in the nads then slam the door in his face.
2007-02-11 07:15:18
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answered by ajd1bmf 4
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