Can you give me some man laws that are accually stated by one of the men (not ones you made up) and if u did make them up, can they atleast be funny. Not like "treat others how you want to be treated" but funny ones. Thanks!!
P.S. I already know the "All Texas tailgates oficially become banquet tables for football season. MAN LAW." one.
2007-02-11 07:08:40 · 8 answers · asked by Nichole D 1 in Sports ➔ Football (American)
On beer:
"No wasting beer in name of humor."
"Sharing is caring."
"No fruit in beer."
"Crushing cans on your forehead is wrong."
"When toasting bottles, only touch bottoms"
"You poke it, you own it." ("It" referring to the top of an opened bottle)
"Once your beer touches the other person's cooler, ownership of said beer is transfered."
"Tuck rule: You can take home one unopened beer that you brought to a party, only if it fits in your pocket."
"Garage fridge is for beer only and is off-limits to wife or girlfriend."
On football:
"Do not leave the game early."
"No baking on game day."
"If down by one, you go for the win."
"Continue to use 'D'-fence football sign, but try out the "Off"-fence football sign for this season"
"Continue using the 'high five' until a replacement is found."
On other things:
"Best friend's girlfriend is off-limits for 6 months."
"Anything that makes you look crazy (e.g. wireless phone headsets) is not cool."
2007-02-11 09:45:37 · answer #1 · answered by phunkeephukah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man Law Rule #28, women who know the Man Law rules are lesbians. Man Law!
2007-02-11 07:16:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Don't put fruit in the beer" law. Or "No wasting beer for humor", "Don't stick your fingers in a beer while carrying multiple bottles of beer", and "Don't let your girlfriend put any other type of beer in the fridge except Miller Lite" Law.
2007-02-11 07:22:04 · answer #3 · answered by Jesse B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man Law 47. Don't kiss other men.
2007-02-11 07:12:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"No fruit in beer". This is a direct attack on Cerveza beer, which frequently shows a slice of lemon being put in the bottle in their commercials.
2007-02-11 07:12:32 · answer #5 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was something like No hiding beer. Don't cook on game day.
2007-02-11 08:28:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't Leave the game early
2007-02-11 08:33:49 · answer #7 · answered by Tim D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't waste beer for humor
2007-02-11 07:13:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋