2007-02-11 06:20:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
You've heard my tale....go to www.bfro.net for others ..
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2007-02-11 06:39:16 · answer #1 · answered by Rider (12NI) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl cheating on her boyfriend is parked by the side of the dirt road exchanging a kiss with her new found love before he drops her off at her door.. SUDDENLY a huge hairy hand pounds on the windshield and the top of the car.. the new guy starts the car and they speed to the girls house where they call the police to report a yetti sighting.. Well men who love a good pheasant hunt arm themselves and the area is combed with police and hunters with loaded rifles.. nobody finds anything.. EXCEPT some hairs that are caught in the windshield wiper.. they are send to the lab for examination.. which comes back as NOT human .. and they cannot give an exact identification to the hairs at all. Well this was so much more thrilling than other sightings in the fact that actually hairs were found.. and examined.. !!! So what was the final act in this play?? Well the old reliable boyfriend found out about the cheater and fixed her and the new friends clocks by getting an old raccoon coat and hat from a second hand store, a ski mask and two huge paint brushes from the local hardware store and went out in the night waiting for the park and kiss routine to get going.. When the time was right, he approached the car and making gutteral growls, he pounded the heck out of the car and scaring the wits out of the cheating girl and the friend. He enjoyed all the stupid stories that they told about the menacing yetti that these two saw, and long long after he had enjoyed all the fruits of his labor, he admitted to the play and told that the hairs were from the paint brushes and looking at the labels found the hairs to be genuine pig hairs.. a fine choice for painting the night fearfully dark. lol.. now that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
2007-02-11 15:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by ricketyoldbat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My x wife and her mother were camping near lake Mary in Florida,in the middle of the night.she said they heard something large moving through the brush,noticed the shape of a extraordinarily large man.and a smell that was terrible,Bigfoot,?
2007-02-11 14:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was steeling apples from a tree and the farmer caught me.
2007-02-12 12:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋