On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
>"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
>(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
>could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
>"Product will be hot after heating".
>(And you thought????...)
2007-02-11 05:53:49 · 8 answers · asked by olly 2 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
on a Sea Salt Mist bottle(hair product,Australia)
PRODUCT ONLY TESTED ON PARTY ANIMALS
on a lot of gates
HORSES please shut gate
on hair dryer in motel room
DO NOT USE IN SHOWER
2007-02-14 00:42:54 · answer #1 · answered by buddybottle_australia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a Snickers bar purchased in the US: Caution. May have been produced in a factory that handles nuts. Well duh????
On a can of Coke (Coke Classic over there) also purchased in the US: Warning: Contains sugar, do not consume if you are diabetic. Hmmmm.
On a leaflet from a box of penicillin: Contains penicillin, do not take this medicine if you are allergic to penicillin or it's derivatives. No kidding???
On a loaf of Warburton's bread purchased from the Co-op: Allergy advice: Contains Gluten and other wheat products. Yup! Flour.
On a box of Pop-Tarts: Toast until golden brown. Caution! Filling may be hot. Yes. Well....
The list is endless. Signs are a good source of chuckles as well. Here are a few:
Outside a pub in Suffolk: Warning low headroom. Inside: Told you!
Bar sign in Orlando: You may purchase alcohol if you were born on or before this date: Dec 21 2004. They like to start 'em young over there.
Just outside Memphis airport: Caution! Low flying aircraft. What's funny about that?? The road in & out is about 30 feet from the end of the main runway!
On the A12, near Colchester: London 61. 2 miles later: London 62. Did somebody get a little cufnosed when they put those up??
2007-02-11 06:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by Paul The Rock Ape 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once bought a packet of salted peanuts that had the warning to people with nut allergies, there may be nut products in this produce.
2007-02-11 12:18:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many products warn in capital letters: CAUTION: FLAMMABLE. Right underneath: Keep away from fire or flame.
2007-02-14 06:49:15 · answer #4 · answered by Casperia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a bag of peanuts
"Warning! May contain peanuts"
2007-02-11 05:58:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh vehicle air bags: "Caution, this airbag, upon deployment, may cause injury."
2007-02-11 05:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a hotel room door in Spain
If you wish to use the television, please ask the remote on reception.
2007-02-12 01:36:36 · answer #7 · answered by intelligentbutdizzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a great question
4*4 cars please stop befor appliying 4*4 high & 4*4 low as it WILL
brake the box
suzuki vitara (yes i know there crap)!
2007-02-11 06:04:51 · answer #8 · answered by witheringtonkeith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋