you dont have to be born a mutant!
spiderman's genetics mutated a few times since he was bit, so he's technically a mutant. the ninja turtles were mutated with chemicals.
so, all you need to do is pick a type of power (radiation, electricity, fire, etc) and a theme (an animal, personal vengeance, honor, responsibility, money) and put the two together in some kind of accident.
like, if you were hired by the mob to kill Shamu the whale, but when you went to do it, you were accidentally zapped with a ...... ummmm....... we'll say..... whale sonar gun...... PRESTO! you're "Sonic Whale Boy!" with the power to shoot sonic blasts through water to protect all..... of.... whalekind...
yeah, so... i kinda painted myself into a corner at the end there, but you get the idea. i'd say go get some hazardous chemicals and get yourself into a situation where you're around an animal or something... maybe get hit by a golf cart at a zoo and need an immediate blood transfer from a lion or something?
(or maybe dont do anything i say at all.... it might all be a terrible idea... i should point out that in this context, i dont necessarily believe anything i'm saying).
2007-02-11 05:53:38
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answered by hellion210 6
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Well, all people carry mutant genes, so technically we're all mutants. Actually, all species are created by mutation. That's what has given humans their intelligence, cats their agility, snakes their venom, etc. As mutations are random changes in an organism's genetic code, most create adverse effects. Think of it as someone arbitrarily laying markings on the blueprints to a car. By stroke of luck, the markings could turn out to be an improvement in the vehicle's design, but it is vastly more likely they would cause functional deficiencies in the manufactured item.
Anyway, if you wanna mutate your genes, you could try irradiating yourself or consuming some carcinogens. You'll either end up with some super-powers or cancer. Or you could try finding some magical artifact that transforms you once you perform some incantations before it.
If that doesn't work, you could spend years training and inventing gadgets so that you could become one of those superheroes who doesn't actually have any special powers, like Batman, Iron Man, etc. Maybe go a few years without bathing and become "STENCH MAN." Also, you're from India, right? You could develop an extra strong variant of curry and go around throwing it in people's eyes. This could work either way as a Superhero or Supervillain as you adopt your alter ego as "THE CURRY."
Oh, I've got one. You could pretend to be mentally disabled and trick people into giving you money as "THE RETARD." Have you considered getting a sex-change? Maybe you could turn yourself into a blonde bombshell and render men unconcious with your sex-appeal as "THE GLAMOUR." You'd still be defenceless against women, though.
What about opening up a construction business and terrorising the city by building high profile buildings which invariably collaspse, killing dozens each time as "THE SHODDY WORKMAN." Or you could settle for terrorising your extended family by refusing to get off your lazy backside and diabolically forcing them to perform such duties as cooking for you and performing chores, as "THE SLOB."
OK, now before anyone cries "ABUSE," let's bear in mind that a person asking this sort of question obviously isn't serious, so replying in a correspondingly non-serious tone isn't really inappropriate. OK?? Oh, and I was careful not to swear.
2007-02-12 14:17:30
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answered by Ash 2
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Radiation is the method of choice to become a mutant or superhero. If you start dating someone who works in a morgue, you will be able to gain access to an outdated X-ray machine that produces more radiation than newer "safer" ones. You might be able to become a mutant or superhero that way.
2007-02-13 11:48:25
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answered by saurabh.sable 2
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Radiation is the method of choice to become a mutant or superhero. If you start dating someone who works in a morgue, you will be able to gain access to an outdated X-ray machine that produces more radiation than newer "safer" ones. You might be able to become a mutant or superhero that way.
2007-02-11 13:37:55
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answered by Dennis H 4
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You can buy the new Wii game system. Then buy X-man then you can virtully we a mutant super hero. Good Luck Wii are selling like crazy in the USA. I am not sure if they are avalible in India yet.
2007-02-11 13:56:57
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answered by mmukhopa101 1
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being mutant and super hero r different things ,most ppl subjected to hiroshima nagasakhi nuclear bomb radiations r mutants because it alters your genetic structure which may mean u may have many inborn diseases but mutation does not give u super power instead it cripples u .to be super hero u should be super brave like kennedy's or gandhi or martin luther u need not have super powers to become super hero all u need is super will may be like batman .
2007-02-11 13:50:22
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answered by pv_shah007 2
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You have to be born a mutant, but to become a superhero (with super powers I'm assuming) you have to fall into or be somehow infected with radioactive material. That's how most of them do it.
2007-02-11 13:35:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Try to steal the X-O Armour from X-O Manowar, or the Prometheum Armour from Ironman, and put it on.
Make sure to study Superhero Ethics.
That should do the trick.
2007-02-11 13:50:41
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answered by ♫ayayay♫ 3
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Eat healthy.
Study and learn all you can.
Keep your body fit and healthy.
Think and grow mentally, spiritually, and physically.
Don't hate.
All of these things will not make you a super hero, but they will make you a good and wise human being.
2007-02-11 13:39:40
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answered by Seldom Seen 4
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Drink lots of toxic waste while being biten by exotic spiders while tanning under gamma rays.
2007-02-11 13:36:00
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answered by Anonymous
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