Would you?

Question

Wake me up with laughter?

Answer 1

Sure! What kind do you want? I have all kinda, meniacal, insane, creepy, tinkly, loud, annoying, anything they fits your mood! But for the special ones an extra charge applies.

Answer 2

sure, i have the perfect story: my night last night.

so my friend is having a party at the "Latin House" off campus. I don't really feel like partying much because I'm caught up in an unrequited love affair at the moment, but i figure the eight open bottles of vodka would be plenty to drown my sorrows.

My roommate is sick, again, so I head out by myself around midnight. I get to the party and my buddy Alf is there so I shake some hands, then pound a couple full cups of vodka and head to the dance floor. I dance with my friend Tori and watch the Latin guys go to work (a hobby in itself), macking just about every girl naive or loose enough to consider going to a party at the Latin house.

The alcohol sets in about 20 minutes in, so i'm feeling a little better. and my friends decide to have some shots so I join them. I guess i had about five. then we hit the dance floor again.

five minutes later i was feeling pretty tipsy so i wasn't having much trouble. Alf hit the bathroom (or to mack some other girl behind his girlfriend's back, a real passion for him), so I danced with Tori and Liz for the next half hour, if you could really call it dancing. we were completely wasted and pretty much just fell all over each other. Alf comes back and takes Liz up for some "fun", and Tori says she came here to dance with some Latin guys so i should find someone else to dance with.

But unrequited love runs deep, even after 10 drinks. so i sit there and watch people spinning aorund the dance floor. i talk to some strangers, meet some ugly chicks, and before i know it even the kitchen is spinning out of control. that's when my world became a slide show.

next thing i know i'm at the side of the house spilling my guts. there was a trash can right next to me but i guess i missed. so i do that for a couple minutes and begin the half mile trek back up "the hill" to my dorm.

saying i couldn't walk straight is an understatement. i was all over the place. no idea how i didn't get hit by a truck. at the same time, the slideshow that was my perception was moving at about 3 pictures per minute, so i didn't really know where i was going. i remember such things as walking to the top of a hill, then being down at the bottom again on my ***. somehow, i made my way back.

i got lost in my own dorm looking for a bathroom, but next thing i know i'm back on my floor. one of the popular frats had just had an off-campus event so there were a lot of hot girls and guys crowded on my floor. they fell silent when they saw me. when i saw my clothes the next day, i knew why.

Ben: "dude, are you alright? fall down a hill?"
Me: "naouuh ugh fine...."

i get some water and i think i fall asleep in the bathroom for a while. a lot of girls use our bathroom which i find obnoxious especially when i'm trashed and need some shuteye. i pretty much scare the crap out of them so they get out. i wake up at about 3 am and head back to my room. roommate's sleeping. i go to bed, get up at noon, get an omelette, see my pitiless lover in the dining room, talk to my friend Alice, bring my roommate some apples, and now I'm here.

Answer 3

Oh yea, sure....like it would wake you up!!!!!! NOTHING wakes you up!!!

Answer 4

Yes,I'd lick your face.

Answer 5

Sure if you wanted

Answer 6

I try to do that every day.

Answer 7

no, just a gentle shake.

Answer 8

if you sleep naked im sure

Answer 9

yes!