2007-02-11 04:41:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Tell him he 'owes me' for 30 years of gifts. Then I would have to make him cookies to guarantee prompt gift delivery. I'm fairly certain I was naughty a few of those years, so best to cover all my bases.
~Morg~
2007-02-11 04:51:44 · answer #1 · answered by morgorond 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in some unspecified time sooner or later, i became walking abode from taking area in volleyball at a community center and that i had to stroll abode at like 6:00 at evening so it became darkish. after I became to stroll onto yet another street, I exceeded an alley and said a gloomy make sure lurking interior the approach it. I were given freaked out and began dashing. Then, I became in the back of and the darkish make sure became following me at an alarming cost. I regarded in the back of back to work out how distant we were and he entered via a steet gentle and that i said it became Santa Clause! I heard him mumble, "i'm gonna kill you..." less than his breath and that i in basic terms about screamed, yet my throat became so dry that i could not say it. i finished up operating abode with him acceptable in the back of my tail, yet i ultimately made it abode effectively. My mum and dad requested me why i became so exasperated, yet I in basic terms shrugged it off and went upstairs. What became using telling them I had in basic terms considered Santa Clause? the subsequent morning, I woke as a lot as get waiting for school and my mum and dad informed me I had to take out the trash. So I went outdoors and said egg whites throughout my abode. i did not suspect that it became Santa who egged my abode till I said his shadow interior the streetlight's dim lights. My mum and dad requested why i did not take out the trash and that i informed them it became because my arm damage. even as my mum and dad went outdoors, they said the egg whites and suspected stupid young children. that's been a week now and each and each morning, we woke as a lot as extra egg whites on the abode. My mum and dad finally observed as the police this morning. i am going to connect the quest with you, because i'm getting drained of him. He desires to go away me on my own! :D
2016-11-27 01:02:08 · answer #2 · answered by santore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him to deliver presents to kids outside Europe and America.
2007-02-11 05:49:05 · answer #3 · answered by Death N 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask Santa why he didnt teach you how to spell his name right
its SANTA CLAUS
2007-02-11 04:50:26 · answer #4 · answered by d pi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd try to sober up very quickly before I saw any scarier halucinations
2007-02-14 16:55:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him that the Xmas is on 25 December
2007-02-11 05:17:20 · answer #6 · answered by Sir Alex 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slap him in the face and ask why didn't he ever go down my chimney?!I was a good girl!Probably that wasn't his fault, i never had a chimney,so...
2007-02-11 04:49:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask him why hell i don't ever get what i ask for every year.
and where hes been for the past 23 years
2007-02-11 13:22:08 · answer #8 · answered by Abby G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over milk and cookies, I'd ask him why the hell I never got that pony!
2007-02-11 11:24:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him for a job
2007-02-11 10:02:13 · answer #10 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋