none!! because... bright ideas are beyond them!!!!!
2007-02-11 04:10:55 · 8 answers · asked by james c 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
hahahahaha... oooh, yeah... good one. *memorizing*
2007-02-11 04:34:29 · answer #1 · answered by dreamoutloud2 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Liberals are self loathing creatures.
That explains a lot of what they do that makes no sense.
Liberals are the new fascist Nazi's.
They can't tolerate any opinion different than their's.
Look what they do to college speakers. They throw urine, pies, pull fire alarms, start fights, etc etc, to keep conservative's from speaking.
They want to pass laws to eliminate talk radio.
Liberals are intolerant, bigoted fascists, incapable of allowing free speech.
Islamicfascists have pledged to murder you and me.
Liberals want to help them.
Conservatives want to fight them.
Liberalism is ok when it is practiced.
But todays America's liberals, are not real liberals.
They are against change of all types and devoid of new idea's or solutions to problems.
Conservatives offered many new programs and initiatives the last 6 years, and liberals always fought against them, with never an original idea or solution to offer in return.
Liberals love it whan a woman murders a child that is unborn but hate it when criminals who rape, murder and commit attrocities get the death penality.
In reality the liberals of today are Stalinists and Marxists. Their belief that government is the solution to all problems and no wealth should be privately owned is what drives todays liberals.
They are also anti-American. They believe America is the worlds problem and the world would be better off without America in it.
Liberals are all for forsaking the poor weak and downtrodden if America's military is involved in keeping them alive, but insist on keeping America's poor weak and downtrodden in their miserable existance because of 'political correctness', (New Orleans and any urban city).
2007-02-11 12:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by mrfeelsgreat1 1 · 3⤊ 5⤋
None, don't you know that it is against the law to use light bulbs because of global warming ! They like to be in the dark on most issues anyhow.
2007-02-11 12:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by meathead 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Just one.
How many Conservatives does it take? 3.
One to tell the lightbulb to pull itself up by it's bootstraps and screw itself in.
One to screw it in and make it out to be a photo-op moment
And one to write a hagiography about the second one's courage about standing up to the light bulb empire.
2007-02-11 12:38:05 · answer #4 · answered by ck4829 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
They take orders from Al Gore and in the meantime, while trying to decide on how to do it, they blame Bush for the light burning out.
2007-02-11 12:22:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
One.
2007-02-11 12:13:57 · answer #6 · answered by elle777 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I didn't laugh at your joke...was it supposed to be funny?
2007-02-11 12:17:02 · answer #7 · answered by vm 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
you have it wrong. none, because all the hard labor...they call the government to do it for them.
2007-02-11 12:14:04 · answer #8 · answered by DeceptiConservative 4 · 2⤊ 5⤋