No Steve, you're not:
- I have a Master's degree
- I drive a Honda Civic
- I go to work in a shirt and tie
- I don't like NASCAR
- All of my shirts have sleeves
- I only have about a 1/2 CDs worth of Lynyrd Skynyrd songs
- I'm not sure if I spelled Lynyrd Skynyrd right
- I've never said "Git 'R Done"
- I know this question does not belong in the category "Skin Disorders"
Steve, you might be a redneck:
- I like to sit around the occasional bonfire
- I like beer and have a 'beer fridge' in my garage
- I have recently travelled to another state just to buy fireworks
- On a recent 'guys only' camping trip, my friends and I were making fun of all the upstate-NY rednecks. It was then that my buddies pointed out that me wearing my Metallica t-shirt at the campground was pretty darn redneck too.
2007-02-11 03:35:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think Steve you are what is called a weekend redneck. It take a group of guys to bring it all out.
2007-02-11 03:41:11 · answer #1 · answered by Extra Blue Note 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet you play banjo really well! Bet you like both kinds of music....country and western. Bet you have unnatural relationships with animals in your yard. Bet you have a pickup truck really.
Ok, joking aside, I think the true definition of a redneck is in how ignorant of anything else other than your own life you are. If you have no idea what is going on outside your country, state, county, town....trailer park/ street etc. you most definitely are a Reddus Neckus. If your analysing whether or not you are a redneck, I'd say the answer is obviously a big fat NO. Recdnecks don't analyse anything and when they do they get a headache.
It does sound like you might have a multiple personality though!
2007-02-11 15:06:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forgot to mention that awesome mullet of yours. Looks like you may have a little bit o redneck in you itchin to break free.
2007-02-11 11:39:42 · answer #3 · answered by So'sYerFace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there such a thing as a gay redneck? If not, you could be at the forefront of a new movement.
2007-02-11 11:38:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah. You don't drive a 4-wheel Ford pick-up truck with a gun rack in the window.
2007-02-11 11:40:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are many things that tell you that you are not a redneck so i guess you are not Steve.
2007-02-11 11:38:36 · answer #6 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your avatar has a mullet. You're a redneck.
2007-02-11 11:39:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever kissed your cousin, if so then you might be a redneck.
2007-02-11 11:38:44 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Summers Eve 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You didn't mention being gainfully employed...
so yes,
you are a redneck.
2007-02-11 11:38:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fear of being a redneck is much like the fear of being homosexual.
You only fear what you secretly desire...
2007-02-11 11:40:23 · answer #10 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋