2007-02-11 03:19:45 · 13 answers · asked by james c 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Simple. Every issue can be summed up thus:
President George Bush is an evil and stupid man. He personally started the war in Iraq because his family is in the oil business. We have no reason to be there and should pull out immediately. Let the Sunnis and Shiites kill each other—it’s none of our business.
Those planes crashing into the World Trade Center were a part of a conspiracy orchestrated by President Bush and a host of other nameless, unknown individuals. They wired the towers with explosives so the buildings would collapse when President Bush’s co-conspirators crashed the planes, killing over 3,000 innocent American civilians. No plane ever hit the Pentagon—that was a missile fired by our own forces.
President Bush and the American military are bad people for making the Taliban terrorist prisoners at Guantanamo stay up late at night after a full day of rest, three nutritious meals, a US government-supplied copy of the Qur’an, and opportunity to pray five times.
Republicans are evil and stupid. They all have hidden agendas and are in politics only to further their own economic interests.
White people are evil and stupid. They have secret meetings to devise ways to harm other races and cultures.
Christians are evil and stupid. Religious freedom and expression is encouraged in America, unless you are Christian.
American soldiers are war-mongering Neanderthals who can’t think for themselves, unless they oppose the war like Watada who is lauded as a hero for refusing to deploy to Iraq after accepting military pay and benefits for four years.
Killing is OK, as long as the ones being killed are fetuses in the wombs of women who would be inconvenienced with a child.
Successful people in America should be required to give a large portion of their earnings to those Americans who choose not to work or pay taxes, and have multiple illegitimate children.
Hillary Clinton will win the race for President with Obama Hussein Barack as her running mate. The first female President and the first black VP! Now there’s a reason to vote! Who cares about issues?
2007-02-11 03:30:56 · answer #1 · answered by Fearless Leader 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
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2016-09-28 23:14:03 · answer #2 · answered by carol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Follow the yellow brick road and maybe you'll find yourself a brain and a heart.
Also, don't believe the man behind the curtain working all the levers trying to keep you perpetually scared...
2007-02-11 03:27:27 · answer #3 · answered by Dastardly 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Which of your brain dead media mouthpieces for the Heritage Foundation did you hear this from.
Can't any of your right wing blatherheads think for yourselves.
You don't become a Liberal. You are born knowing it is the Correct thing to be. The nicest thing anyone can call me is Liberal. I am very Proud that I didn't have to take lessons on 1) how to pronounce Compassion; 2) What Compassion means; and 3) how to pretend to show compassion.
What have you done lately to help out the Planet or anyone other than yourself?
2007-02-11 03:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
well you have to be very gullible and open minded to everything you do not like and then make yourself believe you do just stay out of politics unless ydo you even know what liberal means?ou live in lexington kent, or calif,,do you even know what liberal means?
2007-02-11 03:27:30 · answer #5 · answered by JAYHAWKER 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That road isn't yellow it's GOLD!!!!! Paved by blood stained money of the conservative Fascists!!!!!!
And liberals will take the road less traveled thank you!!!
2007-02-11 03:25:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
It is obvious that you hate your fellow Americans just a little more than you hate our enemies.
2007-02-11 03:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by fourhorsemen_69 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Liberals don't have compassion.They have the same views as Stalin , Hitler ,Napoleon and Castro.does that sound compassionate.
2007-02-11 03:30:59 · answer #8 · answered by shawnn 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
the scarecrow,cowardly lion and the tin man were conservatives.
2007-02-11 03:24:40 · answer #9 · answered by J Q Public 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Why do they let people in the asylum access computers again?
2007-02-11 03:22:36 · answer #10 · answered by ck4829 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋