The dragon is a safe distance from you.
2007-02-11 02:02:33 · 18 answers · asked by LadyDragonRider 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I would ask for its fire spitting secret formula.
2007-02-11 02:55:36 · answer #1 · answered by Pluuuto 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1: Smile, the world is becoming DnD real-life. Start going un quests to level up, find a weremonster next.
2: Someone lost their poor pet Barney.
3:Before hand, get myself a weapon. UZI, Para or a simple hand-grenade. If not possible then go straight to, sneak near and try pluck one of it's scales. Run like hell, probably try not to get my *** on fire.
I have proven that dragons exist!
4:If the dragon is bigger than me, kill it. If the dragon is smaller than me, eat it. :D
5: Watch the knight in shining armour guy turn into the black knight.
6: Look for a damsel in distress nearby.
7: Examine it, if it's hostile it's better off dead. If it's dead, it's better off mine. If it's not dead, it's better off friendly. If it's not friendly, it's better off dead.
8: Swear vulgarities at it from a safe distance, point the middle finger!
9: Make him my brother or sister. (So I can kick some butt with a dragon to back me up! W00T! Jk.)
10: Roll a dice to see which of the nine options above I'd pick.
2007-02-11 06:21:13 · answer #2 · answered by Death N 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would go see a psychiatrist, because I obviously would be delusional, probably from reading too many fantasy novels, and, in considering the fact that I had just seen something that does not exist, I would begin to worry that other things I think, or do, might not be real, and I would be afraid that my entire grip on reality was slipping. But, that's just me.
Long Live Jambi
2007-02-11 23:13:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a picture or a video of him flaring away.If,dragon knows English would like to say hello.
2007-02-11 03:37:04 · answer #4 · answered by kalabalu 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get to a more safer distance, do not trust dragons.
"I will not consume any energy field larger than my head."
-eviloverlords list
2007-02-11 02:09:40 · answer #5 · answered by Taarnick Nolth 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Freeze! Then my whole body would start shaking. If my feet would move at all, I'd try to quickly walk away. If all else failed, I'd scream!
2007-02-11 04:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by Bud's Girl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
feed him my ex....kidding...
take photos cause no one would believe me. Even then they wouldn't believe me knowing I'm a graphic artist and would just figure I faked the photos.
asked to go to Dragonland,,,"I wish I wish with all my heart to walk with dragon in a land apart"
2007-02-11 03:50:03 · answer #7 · answered by serephinadragon 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Faint...and when i got conscious I'd think it was just a glitch
2007-02-11 04:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take his picture and admire such a beautiful creature
2007-02-11 02:15:42 · answer #9 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sober up! Oh,wait.I don't drink! Well, I'd probably freeze in my tracks from fright.He'd burn me for sure,LOL
2007-02-11 03:06:12 · answer #10 · answered by ladybug 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋