Am I a good liberal now?

Question

After reading all the eloquent, flawless responses from my liberal brethren (and sisters) I have converted! Tell me if I am correct:

President George Bush is an evil and stupid man. He personally started the war in Iraq because his family is in the oil business. We have no reason to be there and should pull out immediately. Let the Sunnis and Shiites kill each other—it’s none of our business.

Those planes crashing into the World Trade Center were a part of a conspiracy orchestrated by President Bush and a host of other nameless, unknown individuals. They wired the towers with explosives so the buildings would collapse when President Bush’s co-conspirators crashed the planes, killing over 3,000 innocent American civilians. No plane ever hit the Pentagon—that was a missile fired by our own forces.

President Bush and the American military are bad people for making the Taliban terrorist prisoners at Guantanamo stay up late (Continued)

at night after a full day of rest, three nutritious meals, a US government-supplied copy of the Qur’an, and opportunity to pray five times.

Republicans are evil and stupid. They all have hidden agendas and are in politics only to further their own economic interests.

White people are evil and stupid. They have secret meetings to devise ways to harm other races and cultures.

Christians are evil and stupid. Religious freedom and expression is encouraged in America, unless you are Christian.

American soldiers are war-mongering Neanderthals who can’t think for themselves, unless they oppose the war like Watada who is lauded as a hero for refusing to deploy to Iraq after accepting military pay and benefits for four years.

Killing is OK, as long as the ones being killed are fetuses in the wombs of women who would be inconvenienced with a child.

Successful people in America should be required to give a large portion of their earnings to those (Continued)

Americans who choose not to work or pay taxes, and have multiple illegitimate children.

Hillary Clinton will win the race for President with Obama Hussein Barack as her running mate. The first female President and the first black VP! Now there’s a reason to vote!

Answer 1

Looks like the treacherous lieberals snagged another convert.

Osama would be proud of them.

Answer 2

After reading over some of your comments here, I can only gather that you got this information from Townhall, Hannity.com, AnnCoulter.org, perhaps the GOP's main site, The National Review and other ultra-conservative sources. But then, you probably also visited Democrats.org, Democrats.com, etc. Only YOU know where you read all of this stuff.

I cannot answer your question here on Yahoo! Q&A. But I will tell you that liberals (often referred to as "The Left") DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT HATE AMERICA. We love the United States of America as much or more than our conservative counterparts.

Unfortunately, there are some liberals out there who will come up with conspiracy theories and outright lies; they just make the rest of us look bad.

Also, just because I do not care for President George Walker Bush's policies and am opposed to the war in Iraq DOES NOT MEAN that I hate my country or our troops. I LOVE AMERICA AND I LOVE OUR TROOPS.

I think I've said enough here.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

I tried to read your question, but I'm going to die in fifty years. BTW, take your bigoted attitudes and shove them. People who spread false beliefs about the other side are what is wrong with politics today. I support Barrack Obama because he wants to do away with all of the bipartisanship and unify our country again. You are entitled to your opinions, just don't feel obligated to share them with others. You are not doing conservatives any good by appearing to be a bigot.

Answer 5

hilarious, and SO TRUE... did you notice that the liberals that responded with rude comments had no argument other than to tell you you were wrong (but not why) and to berate you? (like they do best when confronted with the logical truth)

Yes. That is exactly what makes a liberal... only you left out wanting higher taxes, social communism, and complete government control of all aspects of social and economic life. Did it ever make sense to you that they think its ok to kill a fetus but not ok to kill a convicted murderer on death row? I dont get it. I have yet to hear a really good justification from a libtard on that one.

Answer 6

I know you're just trying lampoon liberal thinking, although little of what I read strikes me as untrue.

Answer 7

are you finding yourself attracted to the same sex yet?

Answer 8

Yes, you have summed it up rather nicely.

Answer 9

Not that good as you might think ;-)

Answer 10

oh, you liberal!