It was 10pm at night. Gina was still wearing her work clothes - a black suit - single breasted jacket and a matching short skirt. Her husband Sean was in a blue sweat suit. He had just finished putting away the Chinese Take Out they had ordered.
"Sean, we need to talk," said Gina.
"Sure honey," said Sean as he put the Chinese food containers into the refrigerator.
"We have a problem," said Gina.
"A problem," replied a puzzled Sean.
"Yes, it's been 6 months and you still haven't been able to find steady work," said Gina.
"But Gina, I'm working driving a cab now," said Sean.
"I know honey and I appreciate you and love you for it. But it's not a career. You know I now am aiming for partner at the law firm." said Gina.
"Yes honey, I'm proud of you."
"I know and you are so supportive. However I need more of your support. Making partner is important to me. Therefore I need you to be my fulltime househusband."
Please continue the story. Be creative!
2007-02-11 01:23:45 · 5 answers · asked by L.A. Scene 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
cont..........Gina emerges from the bathroom enveloped in an oversize white fluffy dressing gown , strands of her blond, wet hair falling across her her left cheek, from under the towel securing her hair on top of her head. Still mumbling obscenities directed at Sean "Lazy,good for nothing asshole" she spits under her breath, just audible enough for Sean to hear.She heads for the dining room where Sean has carefully set a place for her at the table.He moves quickly to pull her chair out from the table,and makes sure she is comfortably seated before rushing off to the kitchen, a slight play of a smile on his lips,to retrieve the steaming hot plate of "food" from the kitchen counter.Gina calls in a whining,deflated voice from the dining room "anddddd try to remember the wine,if it's not tooooo much to ask " . "Yes dear" cries Sean in reply, quickly popping the cork and emptying a 1/4 of the the contents down the sink, before relieving himself into the bottle. Speedily lifting the steaming plate, and with the wine bottle clutched securely in his other hand he returns to the dining room, places the plate in front of Gina and dutifully pours her a large glass of wine as he whispers sweetly " Enjoy my love"
2007-02-11 04:41:56 · answer #1 · answered by jennybuttins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"We'll talk more when i get out of the shower," Gina tossed the comment over her shoulder as she dropped her clothes in a crumpled trail on her way to the bathroom.
"Great!" Sean bubbled.
4 minutes later, as he heard the water jets start and then the shower door slide open and closed, he tore open his shirt while pressing 'redial' on his cell phone. While it rang, he ripped the small tape recorder and microphone taped to his sternum off, and picked at the white athletic tape criss-crossed over it, balling the tape up to toss on top of the chinese food containers in the trash.
"Hagerstrom, Jackson, and Stein," a female professional clipped on the other end of the line. "Sean James for Ben Stein." Without a word, the receptionist pushed 4 buttons and Sean was talking to his attorney and senior law patner friend, Ben. "Sean! Did you get what you wanted again this time?"
"Ben, she's a real piece of work. Any more macho and I'd check her trousers for a snake."
"So, there are what - 2 or 3 more audio captures, and your case will be pretty much watertight, is that it?"
"Yeah buddy and thanks for helping me get through law school. All those nights when she thought I was sitting in a cab being some woman's plaything, I was studying my a s s off. Sheeee-it. Not a chance I'm the guy with no desire or hustle. I'm gonna not only divorce her haughty a s s , I'm gonna get alimony! I'm the poor one whose been made accustomed to the particular lifestyle she affords me, right?"
"Payback's a b*tch, buddy. But the plan is solid."
"Okay Ben, thanks. We'll draw up the papers next week."
"Give my secretary a call, Sean. Gina will never know what runaway speeding Mack truck hit her. Hey let's play golf next Sunday. Melissa and Amy want to be our champagne & bikini caddies."
"You got it, pal."
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2007-02-11 10:46:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"okay" says sean closing the fridge door, " i ll do what ever you want, you know that. im here for you always" he replies patting jessies head, their golden retriver puppy.
"so u agree to my suggestion then?" gina faces him, hands on hips.
"sure" he reaches out to hold her but before his arms reach her he feels a sharp pain in his stomach.
he is crippled with pain. "what......" he tries to stand upright
The dog yelps in terror.
Gina stands over him and pushes her thin stiletto into his cheek as he lyes there in agony.
"how the f u c k could u be a houshusband when u cant even sort out a f u c k ing chinese takeaway. I am knackered, starving and I order some food because u have been lazing about all day as usual and wouldnt think to cook any thing, then u put the food in the fridge! you p r i c k. get that food on a plate pronto. i am starving and i want it warm not cdold u moron. JESUS!"
she walks away unbuttonig her shirt heading for the bath she has running. "useless" she says to herself
sean gets up and opens the fridge. he removes the takeaway. the little pup comes to where he is and sean sees he has soiled the floor again for the second time today. he dashes across the kitchen and gets some neewspaper, scoops up the poo. " best not let mammy see that eh?"
he walks back across the room looking over his shoulder he hears gina singing in the bath. "oh well he says to the dog, alls fair in love and war" and casually pokes somes poo onto her plate, mixing it in nicely. "yes I reckon I ll be a good house husband eh boy"
2007-02-11 09:56:27 · answer #3 · answered by alroka 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well Gina, once you make partner,why don't we hire a fulltime maid replied Sean.That way all of your home will be taken care of and I can concentrate on finding a career for myself.
2007-02-11 09:37:24 · answer #4 · answered by karen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ALROKA has my vote, damn funny!!!!!!
2007-02-11 10:02:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋