This is werid......?

Question

i just woke up today, but before i was dreaming. and in my dream, i went into the room and i saw an old lady.I was thinking what the heck so i just JUMPED on an old lady that she was on the chair.Then me and her kinda felt like were doing it and we are really doing it when the chair was shaking and it was crazy men and i can just felt my WEEINER releasing my stuff out and then i wake up.I was trying to go back to sleep adn do it again on a hot chick but it doesn't work.I woke up again and i just put my hand of that "STUFF" and i i saw the "STUFF" on the bed covers, it was no color for it.and that what happened?But why an old lady?How did that happened?


(its not the first time and i am 17 years old)

I give you free ten points

Answer 1

Yea it is a wet dream.
I had this once with a fat girl... like what the heck.
Remember to go shower after those =)

Answer 2

Nothing weird about it, you had a wet dream or nocturnal emission. During a wet dream, your penis becomes excited and as a result you ejaculate semen. Your dream was a little weird (a lot of them are!), but the wet dream wasn't. Don't worry about it - it's just part of growing up. If you really don't like finding a wet patch on your sheets in the morning, masturbate before you go to sleep.

Answer 3

It's called a "wet dream". It seems very real, & your body responds by ejaculating. You probably woke up feeling pretty dang good; eh?
Did you either watch something on tv last night before you fell asleep involving an old lady, or were you thinking about an old lady just prior to falling asleep?

Answer 4

This is not weird, it's very common. You probably went to sleep with sex on your mind, or saw something dirty on TV. There's nothing wrong with you, your body was just horny. If you want to prevent it, I suggest you masturbate before going to bed, so you can sleep soundly and not wake up to wet sheets. Good Luck!

Answer 5

yes

Answer 6

Not necessarily wierd.

Answer 7

You're right....you're weird.