has no major skills apart from eating and running away? Wierd question I know but I need some funny answers (not a toilet cleaner etc)
2007-02-11 01:06:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Baghdad taxi driver.
2007-02-11 01:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by ANON 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could work on an oil rig but you have to super strong and rough. You could be a chess champion but you have to be bright and perhaps a nerd. You could be a level 7 questioner but you have to be a fool to spend that much time and energy for nothing.
You could be a star but most stars end up in rehab when they finally come down from the sky. You could be a sea monster but you would be nuked if you ever crawled up on dry land.
2007-02-11 13:29:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tiger baiter.
1. Find wild tiger
2. Take off all of your clothes whilst closing in on said tiger
3. When tiger is least expecting it, leap out of the bush and slap it on the nose.
4. Run
5. Hope for the best
2007-02-11 09:26:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Join the Italian army.
2007-02-11 09:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a white street cleaner in the getto. a welfare case worker.cleaning car windshields on new york streets with a dirty rag for tips,
2007-02-11 09:16:18 · answer #5 · answered by robert c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well,youcould join the cast of eastenders,kill all the shite actors off for us and bring in some good ones.you'd be hailed a hero.
2007-02-11 09:17:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stunt person in training, parks and receation student intern, or football team water person!
2007-02-11 09:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by squeeks2u2b4ne1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Traffic warden.
2007-02-11 09:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
60 minutes makeover team.
2007-02-11 09:25:27 · answer #9 · answered by Kira 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be a Porn star and not wear a CONDOM!......you might find yourself running to a VD clinic.HAHAHAHA!!!
2007-02-11 09:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by bluecow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋