do u have a Pub story?

Question

it dose not matter , funny , sad , boring ,,,,, just tell :)

Answer 1

Will these do ?

1. A tramp walks into a pub with a pig under his arm. The barman says "Where did you get that filthy swine", and the pig says "I won him in a raffle".

2. A man walks into a pub with a giraffe, which curls up on the floor and falls asleep. The barman says "You can't leave that lying there", and the man says "Its a giraffe, not a lion".

3. I went into a pub the other day and slipped up on an enormous dog turd just outside the door, cracking my head against the wall. A few minutes later, another guy walked into the pub, slipped on the same turd and also cracked his head. As he got to the bar I said to him "I just did that" and he punched me on the nose.

4. A man walked into a bar and broke his jaw. It was an iron bar. (Copyright : Tommy Cooper 1968)

5. A white horse walks into a pub and says "I'll have a whisky please". The barman says "Did you know there is a brand of whisky named after you" and the horse says "What....... Steve ?"

Answer 2

Sorry, there is no Pub where I live.