just pointers please...
2007-02-10 19:28:22 · 15 answers · asked by ricardo m 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Do not dwell on the past.
2007-02-10 19:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How to be happy? There is an entire genre of books dedicated to this exact question. I think no-one person has the complete answer, I think happiness is a personal state of mind. Some of us are happy with less money but more freedom, others want more money and find their happiness is to dependent on it.
I think true happiness is found in moments that make you smile, and is not a natural state of being. I think we all are working toward this bliss but seldom achieve it. The only consolation is to decide what matters in your life, what defines who you are and not the roles you play.
Accepting yourself unconditionally and not desiring perfection may bring once closer to contentment, not happiness. Define what gives you meaning and grab hold, never loose sight of it and you’ll be happier than most.
2007-02-10 19:37:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imagine this!
A guy points a loaded gun at your head, cocks it and shouts as loud as he can, "BE HAPPY RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR F---ING BRAINS OUT!"
Happy yet?
Or try this; say out loud, with as much excitement in you voice as possible, "YIPPEE"! Say it 10 times.
Happy yet?
One more suggestion; if you are the kind of person who worries about bad things happening, ask yourself this question, "What if sh-t came out of my nose instead of my ********?"
If none of that works, see a shrink. Try to find one who will hang you up by your eyelids and beat you in the balls (toes) until you blink. I'm positive that will work.
Happy music! Happy thoughts! Laughter!
Happy people! But most of all, achieve your goals no matter what.
2007-02-10 19:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come home from work
Run a bubble bath
Drink a Miller Light
Lay in your bed watch lifetime with you cat
and sleep till the next day
PURE HAPPINESS!!!
2007-02-10 20:20:28 · answer #4 · answered by Megz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The key happiness is to be able to suck one's own dick. Ancient buddah tibetian monks have trained and strived ages to be able master the art of pleasuring one-self. Training such as putting 10 lb steel ball bering weights on the 8===========D to stretch it out are practiced and usual ends in echos of monks shrieking in wild pain. However it is well worth it. For when the training is done....you will be able to ssssuck that thang like no otherrr!!! Bauw chica bauw bauw!!! *Cue the porn music* You'll be every lady's desire.
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2007-02-10 19:39:23 · answer #5 · answered by Herbal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well ill tell you how i do it before let me introduce myself my name is Dr.Mobby longneck im a pro when it comes down to being happy im 58 year's old i live by myself and this is my typical day i wake up at 8 am i take a nice warm shower brush my teeth put baby powder on my saggy balls and walk outside and have oj and read the newspaper then i turn on that channel BET black entertainment televison and sit back in my coozy couch and jerk off to that big booty gurl from 106 and park and that is just how im happy its the littel things that count .
sincerly yours Dr.Mobby longneck
contact info- 786-856-4523
2007-02-10 19:36:23 · answer #6 · answered by Dr.Mobby longneck 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NATURE!
laying on the beach, looking at clouds, watching stars, listening to the trees, touching the water!! :) even thinking about it makes me so happy!
2007-02-13 14:29:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in marriage one word respect both ways some women get it through there mind that they are intittled to so much and show their husbands so little respect and it drives the husband away I recomend reading the proper care and feeding of marriage by dr. laura
2007-02-10 19:34:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Accept life's up and downs and deal with them one day at a time.
2007-02-10 19:30:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just smile everyday and look in the mirror and find something that makes u happy
2007-02-10 19:30:56 · answer #10 · answered by ♥queen b♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink a 2 liter bottle of pop, eat a donught, and some chocolate and believe me, you'll be happy.....dont foget the sparkling wine!
2007-02-10 19:30:24 · answer #11 · answered by Daughter of a Coma Guy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋