what is the funniest story that you can think of to go with this opening
2007-02-10 19:27:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Once upon a time I thought I would spend just a 'few minutes' on Y/A.
2007-02-10 19:47:51 · answer #1 · answered by doggybag300 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time A man walks in the kitchen with a chicken under his arm and his wife is standing there. So, the man says "How do you like the pig I been f**kin'?" His wife looks at him and says, "That's a chicken dumb ***!" The man says, "I was talking to the chicken!"
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your
head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
2007-02-11 03:49:19 · answer #2 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time a guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking dog for sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black lab just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift when I was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders.
Because no one figured a dog would be eaves dropping, I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down.
So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.
Had a wife, a mess of puppies and now I'm just retired.
The guy is amazed.
He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why are you selling him so cheap?"
"He's a liar. He didn't do any of that ****."
2007-02-11 04:40:19 · answer #3 · answered by Thirddown8togo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time there live a lady who wanted to lose weight so much. So everyday, She went on riding horse. The lady's friend asked her '' Hey, how much did you lose?'' The lady replied : '' well, I didn't lose any. But the horse lose 20 kilo ''.
2007-02-11 03:34:18 · answer #4 · answered by ImperfectPiinkiish♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time...makes no difference who u r...Walt Disney
2007-02-11 03:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by bev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were two men in a parking lot. One couldn't find his car, the other one found his. The man who couldn't find his came up to the man who found his and said "can I hitch a ride?"
2007-02-11 03:33:10 · answer #6 · answered by Daughter of a Coma Guy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time, there was this young girl who is beautiful but ugly, who was rich but poor..........................................................
2007-02-11 06:24:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋