I asked my grandmother what I should get my wife for our first anniverary. She said, "A woman could always use something for the house....get her a broom". Would I be divorced if I had listened?
Just wanted to lighten things up a bit here.
2007-02-10 18:10:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
She was a wonderful lady but not all her advice fit the times....my wife thought it was hilarious....she's wonderful too.
2007-02-10 18:18:26 · update #1
haha!! If my husband got me a broom then I would HAVE to hit him with it! :) And chase him around the house with it every time he did something that annoyed me! I would have to bap him upside the head....hahahah!! thanks for that imagery, I will be giggling for days at that thought.
if you married a woman with a sense of humor, i doubt you'd be getting divorced however, if you married someone without one, uh oh...could be trouble!
2007-02-10 18:40:41 · answer #1 · answered by DiseaseDetective 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had listened to my grandmother, I wouldn't have any children right now.... I have two beautiful daughters and wouldn't change a thing. Oh Yeah, I was 22 and 23 when having them..
As far as the broom, oh heck no........ Don't you dare. LOL LOL LOL I assume you didn't get the broom though. Good husband.
2007-02-11 02:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by Mary D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's hilarious.
Yeah, don't get her a broom unless you want divorce papers in return.
You should tell your wife what the grandmother had said, though. It'll give her a good laugh.
2007-02-11 02:13:54 · answer #3 · answered by tamara_cyan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha a good one. She could always hit you with it or sweep you out the door. On the other hand it is hard to find a really good broom. If you offered to use it then you might have a winner there.
2007-02-11 02:16:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's really a good one for an old married couple,with kids who use the broom for outside activities(on trampoline--see how it flies) I have lost two in a 6mo span..hmm,you would not even believe me if I tried to explain...
Just be sure it is a chocolate broom.lol
2007-02-11 02:18:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the broom back in the closet where it belongs.
2007-02-11 02:19:03 · answer #6 · answered by Mangomum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. In fact, we women adore getting things like brooms, pots and pans, sports videos, sewing kits, cook books especially with catchy titles like 'cooking for your man'.
2007-02-11 02:14:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL...what a nice sense of humor.... well, no don't get her a broom! Those days are long over. n
2007-02-11 02:13:59 · answer #8 · answered by Nikki 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If my husband got me a broom, I'd be very upset, it's just so unromantic and unthoughtful.
2007-02-11 02:12:56 · answer #9 · answered by Sydney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I should have given my first wife a broom, maybe she would have flown away sooner. [joking]
2007-02-11 02:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by MUSHMAN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋