There are some very serious topics here so time for a break.
Just want some comedy
2007-02-10 17:35:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Bungle you are lucky i have a sense of humor!
2007-02-10 17:47:14 · update #1
look in the mirror
2007-02-10 17:37:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.
"Oh, those are my Emergency Flashers!" she replied.
2007-02-10 17:50:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got this in an email today, and found it pretty funny.
1)Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tatoos?( And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies)
2) The trouble with bucket seats is that not everyone has the same size bucket.
2007-02-10 17:47:42 · answer #3 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
where i live it is raining pretty hard right now . my wife and i went to mcdonalds for some food . we went trough the drive thru . recieved our food . she handed me a bag of food . ( my wife ) . i put it on my lap . then came the drinks . i moved the food out of the way . another bag of food was handed to me . i dropped it and it turned completely upside down spilling all the fries on my floor of the car . when we got home we had to walk min the rain to our apt complex . the rain softened up the other bag of food and all that food fell in the street . so it was all a wasted trip . hope this made you laugh . cuz that was all i was able to do .
2007-02-10 17:42:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think...if you just scroll down and read some of the questions and answers on the site...you will find a lifetime supply of laughter.
2007-02-10 17:39:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the women from iraq got together and sent the u.s. a message, they all lined up side by side and shaved their privates....the message was: read our lips, no more bush!
2007-02-10 17:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by baby03phat03 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mother is so fat that she got on an elevator and went straight to hell.
2007-02-10 17:43:32 · answer #7 · answered by D.J. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I quit eating clowns because they tasted "funny"
2007-02-10 17:38:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My sex life is so bad.............
I found myself masturbating to the diagram on my wife's yeast infection medicine.
2007-02-10 17:45:02 · answer #9 · answered by parkdad73 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here look at this
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070210221836AAMKE6x&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwI7tnE.48QCoUjmQgkU9JNecQAQ2yhx0tLGnGRgRFHSC2AZk39lvNI1zo3ETJYRSsPg--&paid=asked&msgr_status=
2007-02-10 17:39:31 · answer #10 · answered by it's still me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋