Humor me anyone with super powers /abilities that no one can do?

Question

I have a double jointed finger goes all the way back. I wish I could fly.

Answer 1

I can turn my eyelids inside out, but wish I could be invisible

Answer 2

I got my superpowers the minute my son was born. All Moms get the Mom Superpowers, though. It's pretty cool.

You can tell precisely what a child has eaten on his way home from school right before dinnertime even if he tells you 'I ate nothing, Mom! I swear!'

Ketchup suddenly comes out of band-new, full bottles for you effortlessly.

You gain the amazing ability to throw one of your shoes across the room, bounce it off the wall and still nail the fleeing preteenage boy before he's even halfway down the hallway.

You also get new looks! There is "The Look of Silence", also known as "The Stink Eye". Guaranteed to silence any child, yours or not, instantly.

The "Curled Lip of Parental Tyranny" is usually used right before the word "no" comes out of your mouth and you want to make it clear the decision will not be questioned.

However, my favorite one is "The Quick, Yet Strangely Sinister Glance". This is accomplished by glancing at the child in the back seat using the rear view mirror in your car. Combine it with The Stink Eye and The Curled Lip of Parental Tyranny and immediately the back seat becomes very peaceful indeed.

Being a Mom gave me these superpowers just like the bite from a radioactive spider gave Spiderman his superpowers.

~Morg~

Answer 3

I don't know if it is super powers but I have the ability to read people very quickly. I get a sense of who a person is after the first 10 minutes of talking to them. Its almost like I can see behind thier eyes. I have actually had weird vibes about people and such. I guess its more like an instinctive reaction. If I had a super power I would like to fly as well. I would visit the whole world.

Answer 4

yeah i have the ability to run and not get caught from cops. it takes alot of speed an endurance. is like a triathalon. to be great at this event u will need speed lots of speed which helps u break away when ur running. second u need strength have some muscle buildup for u will constantly lift urself up from jumping over high gates running over cops and will help lesson the pain if u have been shot. third and most of all is the mental abilities u have to know ur surroundin area be aware of was around u and most of all be smart when finding a good place to hide.

Answer 5

I can bend my body like the upside down crab or something like that; I can put both feet behind my head

Answer 6

I can make my feet touch my head. But I dont know if thats really amazing.

Answer 7

when i was little i could see through things,, but i dont have that pwoer any more (thats becasue i realzed i was crossing my eyes and you know what happens)