How come when I took a leak once my toilet stood up and b*tch slapped my face?

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I wasn't even in the bathroom. I was in my jockstrap having a wet dream about chuck norris.

2007-02-10 17:02:56 · 5 answers · asked by cramit_6969 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys

Good for you!

2007-02-10 17:08:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

It's probaly because Chuck Norris was there.

2007-02-10 17:05:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Because even your toilet thought the whole thing was disgusting.

2007-02-10 20:03:44 · answer #3 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

It was probably your mom slapping you because you were jerking off in the living room.

You probably were too drunk to remember

2007-02-10 17:06:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋

well, just because

2007-02-10 17:05:44 · answer #5 · answered by GabrielleC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋