My fridge is hissing at me. What should I do?
P.S: I'm tired.
2007-02-10 16:28:26 · 25 answers · asked by 1K 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Now you must listen very closely to me dearie, I've had experience with these kinds of things. You are in grave danger. It appears that somehow, through a series of hideous coincidences, you've acquired a Madagascar Hissing Fridge. One bite can cause rectal linear disbursement which is very platonic.
First, you must sprinkle an entire box of pancake mix around the base of the fridge. Then, using the tip of your left index finger (your middle will do if, like poor Ferguson, you are lacking of such a digit) you must trace out the shapes depicted on the Libyan National Flag.
Second, fill in the shapes with the liquid of the bladder of 700 cheese flies. This is the most time-consuming stage, but your very life is a steak and the fridge likely has some sort of buttery dipping sauce already within its grasp.
Lastly, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, using Covergirl Wetslickls Lipgloss in Sheer Pink, write out chapter fifteen of a current accounting textbook on the door of the fridge.
Now be quick about it!!!
2007-02-10 16:37:18 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Turn up the music and drown out the hiss.
2007-02-11 00:31:40 · answer #2 · answered by Papa 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bring it over, maybe it wants to get sexy with another fridge. We can watch stupid movies and gossip, sound like a plan?
2007-02-11 00:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hiss back, it will stop!
My dishwasher's always telling me "load me"
My Fridge is always saying "fill me"
My stove is always telling me "clean me"
I pretend I don't understand their foreign accents!!! ;o)
2007-02-11 00:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by TJTB 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can translate for you:
Your fridge is telling you "Throw OUT the expired cottage cheese"!!
2007-02-11 00:31:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My refrigerator is "crying". It leaks water from the freezer down onto the bottom. Everything has to be totally sealed or it will get ruined.
2007-02-11 00:30:29 · answer #6 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it's funny you post this now because i'm watching the brave little toaster. =P
maybe your fridge is telling you something in there is spoiled and it smells so now it's mad at you.
2007-02-11 00:31:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to bed. Sometimes my microwave tells me that I'm too fat. I just tell it to shut up.
2007-02-11 00:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by m-to-the-p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to sleep. You're hearing things.
2007-02-11 00:29:54 · answer #9 · answered by Someone who cares 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would try to ignore it and don't walk by it. Nope mine are fine tonight.
2007-02-11 00:51:13 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋