1. Not on MY watch.
2.Oh,Gawd, but he shakes me up!
3. Excuse me, but I need to speak to a person from THIS planet.
4. A little hug. A little kiss. I KNOW I could get used to this.
5. Let's not. Let's not...what's the word? Let's not panic!
6. Yep. Tha's do-able.
2007-02-10 16:11:55 · 8 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
"Silence Earthling!!"I boomed, doing my best impression of Darth Vader as little Tommy squealed with laughter and ran to the back of the couch. This was my fifth time babysitting him and he loved to play Star Wars and other space invader games."I am from the planet Vulcan and will incinerate you at once if you don't follow my commands and stop laughing, Earthling" He stiffled himself with great dificulty, the tears of suppressed laughter brimming at the corners of his eyes. My boyfriend Bill had just come to pick me up and was sitting at the Kitchen table lookng at me like the big bad wolf might look at Little Red Riding Hood! Oh, Gawd, but he shakes me up! I thought.
The Hendersons were due to come home at 10 and it was now 10:35. Tommy was in the bathroom so I walked over to Bill,"Hey honey" I gave him a quick kiss. He backed off "Excuse me, but I need to speak to a person from THIS planet" he joked, then proceeeded to wrap me up in his arms "UMMM, a little hug. A little kiss. I know I could get used to this! Just then we heard a loud crashing noise coming from upstairs. When we rushed up, there was Tommy staring at the mess of broken bottles on the floor in his parents bedroom. He had accidentally pulled down his mom's perfume tray from the dresser while running around like a little wildman in there! Bill and I looked at each other. Taking a deep breath I said "Lets not. Lets not...what;s the word? Lets not panic!" Bill had the nerve to laugh "He's a kid, thats what kids do" "Not on MY watch they don't " I scowled. Being ever the sensible one he said "look, YOU didn't do anything wrong. We'll just tell the truth EXACTLY as it happened and face the consequences, huh?" I smiled up at him as I started clearing up the mess "yep. Tha's do-able" How did he ever get THIS smart at 16?
2007-02-11 10:55:51 · answer #1 · answered by Silva 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The teacher was being such a moody freak in class today! She was talking about the metals that are used in making the insides of watches. Not on MY watch is there these stupid things... Excuse me, but I need to speak to a person from THIS planet. I suppose there is ONE teacher I like.... he's great! Oh, Gawd, he shakes me up! A little hug. A little kiss. I KNOW I could get used to this.Well I don't think my mother would approve... :S The teacher is annoying me again... she keeps pointing at my diary to try and get me to stop writing. Yep. That's do-able. NOT. Stupid freak. ****. Ok now I'm in trouble, I just knocked over some toxic stuff in the chem lab... she hasn't noticed yet. Let's not. Let's not...what's the word? Let's not panic!
2007-02-10 16:20:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So I was with my boy toy the other night and he said, "A little hug. A little kiss. I KNOW I could get used to this." so I started talkin' dirty to him, asked if I could ride this time so he said, " Yep. Tha's do-able," but then the condom broke so I screamed, "Let's not. Let's not...what's the word? Let's not panic!" He calmly said, "Not on MY watch."
The next day I was telling my friend about it and told her, "Oh,Gawd, but he shakes me up!" as I continued to tell her about the night before, and many others she yelled, "Excuse me, but I need to speak to a person from THIS planet."
Does that work for you.......LOL
2007-02-10 16:24:01 · answer #3 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm due back in the worldwide earth, the only place i comprehend the place in California they dont throw their rubbish away, they turn it into television shows.they have made new shows airing this season, one is a sport coach referred to as, that's a tournament made in heaven via a retarded angel. Then theres the hot cleansing soap, would you think its purely some drunken, infantile fool shoots himself over love,no longer a dry air purifier.Then there doing this loopy coach on animal planet referred to as, youre like considered one of those creatures in greek mythology whos a million/2 -goat, and as though this weren't sufficient! inquire from me what they have the nerve to call the hot chicken cooking coach! nicely thats basically ducky!
2016-11-03 03:10:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would write a paragraph for you but it ain't gonna happen...Not on MY watch anyway!
2007-02-10 16:15:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
well errr nope lol
2007-02-10 16:15:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Can you?
2007-02-10 16:13:59 · answer #7 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
oh god!!!! not again...
2007-02-10 16:15:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋