Twice a year, there is a need to throw a pity party. Nobody ever seems to want to come. What do you think of us having a pity party tonight? Do not worry about what to wear, your hair, or bringing anything. At a pity party, it is come as you are. If not pity party, give me a good laugh. Please.
2007-02-10 15:24:24 · 14 answers · asked by grannywinkie 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
One day in heaven, St. Peter was feeling bored, more so than usual. He had thought that it would be entertaining to let in people into heaven whose last days were terrible. A person arrived shortly after this decision and he asked him to tell him about his day.
"Boy was my day awful! I walked home with this notion that my wife was cheating on me. I searched the apartment looking for the bastard and I found him hanging off the ledge of my apartment. I did what I felt like I had to do. I pushed my refridgerator off the ledge, knocking him to the ground and killing him. All of this caused so my tension to my heart and I died from a heart attack." St. Peter let him in.
Soon after, another man arrived and Peter asked him about his day. "Ah my day was awful!! I was working out on the treadmill in my apartment and suddenly it went haywire and threw me off the ledge of my apartment. Fortunately I got a hold of the ledge of the apartment a floor down from mine. Not long after, the man of the house came in and I thought I was saved. Instead he threw a refridgerator off the ledge, knocking me off and killing me." St. Peter let him inside.
Shortly after another man arrives and St. Peter asks him about his day. "My day was horrible!! I was naked and hiding inside of a refridgerator..............................."
2007-02-10 15:36:08 · answer #1 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
smile...it looks good on you!
A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
college. While he was walking through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot. As carefully and as gently as he could he worked the thorn out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen -- thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked
away.
The man never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later the man was walking through the zoo with his teen aged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they were standing at the rail. The large bull elephant stared at him and lifted it's front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times, all the while staring intently at the man. The man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.
After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at
him.
The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and
made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around
one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
2007-02-11 15:28:17 · answer #2 · answered by Snoodsmom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We will all sit in a circle and cry and throw the kleenex in the middle of the circle and at the end of the party we flush all the pity kleenex down the toilet and that is the same as flushing away the sorrows. God bless!
2007-02-10 15:28:33 · answer #3 · answered by JACQUELINE T 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm bout ready for a pity party
2007-02-10 15:27:28 · answer #4 · answered by fiestyredhead 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a pity party would be fun.
let's invite everyone that needs cheering up, everybody that doesn't and plenty of booze!
*a guaranteed winner
P.S. how 'bout some male strippers too?
2007-02-10 15:29:21 · answer #5 · answered by Moma 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm SO there.... ok... right this is what I introduced - fifty 5 Gallon Drum Of KY ( From Costco of path ) 4 gadgets of handcuffs A Hasbro deluxe physique paint kit with 4 flavors of nipple jelly Nunchucks Xanax for each guy or woman
2016-09-28 22:53:21 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm down for a pity party, but i don't know why you have one twice a year? hmmmm?
2007-02-10 15:26:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
have your pity party get it over with and youll be good as new.
2007-02-10 15:28:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the pitty? Why does it deserve a party?
2007-02-10 15:29:16 · answer #9 · answered by Estrella Negra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather have a whine party
got any cheese?
2007-02-10 15:28:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋