Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.
I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
guy:what's on your face??
girl:what what get it off get it off
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes
If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!
guy: papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!
That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Hey, your name is sexy, right?
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
2007-02-10 14:23:08 · 19 answers · asked by Lil Beauty 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Go to http://www.bored.com/pickuphelp/index.htm for more.
2007-02-10 14:34:47 · update #1
I would die if a guy told me that I'd die...sigh...
what about this one though?
guy: Excuse me mam. there's no smoking in here
girl:What? I'm not smoking.
guy: oh yes you are. You are smoking.
hahahahahaha get it?
Yeah I know it's stupid... oh well
2007-02-10 14:28:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you do karate, cuz your physique is kickin! I lost my huge form, am i able to have yours? Are you Jamaican, cuz Jamaican me loopy! Do you have a mirror on your pants? cuz i'm able to work out myself in them ;) permit's play super: I shout ''Iceberg!'' and you circulate down.
2016-09-28 22:50:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fabric softner one is great, whatever guy used that is a keeper!
2007-02-10 14:27:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the faric softner one!
2007-02-10 14:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think they're stupid mostly. but i like the millions of babies one and the horrible outfit one.
2007-02-10 14:26:03 · answer #5 · answered by kimmycat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA check this one out- If i was a squirrel would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
2007-02-10 14:26:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheesy, but isn't that what everyone loves about pick-up lines.lol.
2007-02-10 14:26:27 · answer #7 · answered by A*n*o*n*y*m*o*u*s 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting. I had only heard one or two.
2007-02-10 14:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by Aegis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in em!
2007-02-10 14:25:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch those are aweful...how bout a simple...wow, you're gorgeous..usually does the job
2007-02-10 14:26:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋