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Because the government has not come up with a link to the dangers of second hand fart yet! Give it time, your tax dollars are being put to good use and the congress and executive offices are hard at work coming up with a task force to study the problem and if you are lucky, the environmentalists will join in and demand their fair share of funding as well. The Big restaurant owners will try to block the information from being published and so the task force will leak it to the media. The French will demand that we sign the Ky-as*-to treaty limiting what Americans can fart, but not what Chinese and Asians can fart and a Muslim will kill someone because of it!
And to think, all of this farting has caused global warming and now the north pole will melt and Santa will be some homeless guy in the Bronx saying "I used to be a Big Man in my day" and why you ask?
Because someone didn't have the foresight to accept and plan for smoking and non-smoking sections in public places.

2007-02-11 01:52:26 · answer #1 · answered by cuban friend 5 · 1 0

1 - Smoking is not illegal. Smoking in many public places is illegal in some states and cities.

2 - Farting does not kill anybody...ever. But if you fart excessively in a restaurant to the point of affecting the other patrons, then some restaurant managers might just ask you to leave...which is their right.

2007-02-10 15:59:35 · answer #2 · answered by _Bogie_ 4 · 0 1

I easily have thoroughly studied the PPS (public place smoking) rules of India, Pakistan, Hong Kong, Thailand,South Africa and Bangladesh. each and each of those rules define some factors and places as "Public place banned for smoking". The scope of the definition varies from usa to usa however. working example: open roads and streets are :non smoking" in Hong Kong yet no longer so in Bangladesh. Parks and gardens are "non smoking" in Bangladesh yet no longer so in Pakistan. even however, each and each of those regulation say that the government can any time declare an area or place as "non smoking" to guard public well-being. additionally they say the directors or vendors of privately owned places can choose whether or to no longer permit smoking interior their places (till that place is already declared non smoking by using the regulation). consequently, any hotel or eating place or pub or bar could be declared "smoking" or "non smoking" or could have "segregated smoking non smoking sections" as in step with the want of the owner - provided they have not already been declared non smoking by using state regulation. e,g, a eating place in eire can't declare itself non smoking because of the fact which could contradict with state regulation. do no longer forget approximately to place clean, legible indications or identifiers to enable human beings understand whether the region has been declared a smoking or non smoking or segregated. that's a could.

2016-10-01 22:49:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Farting is usally natual and smoking you have a choice and even though it my smell bad farting cant kill ya

2007-02-10 17:41:03 · answer #4 · answered by MerryHappyGirl 4 · 1 1

Does your fart smell like roses.

2007-02-11 16:45:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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