what is a funny valentine saying that has to deal with biology?

Question

what is a funny valentine saying that has to deal with biology?

help me please!

i guess i didnt put this clearly... sorry

but i need SHORT ones

not page long ones ^_^;

sorry

i need like a 3 line one or something around that

Answer 1

Viruses are made of DNA.
Please don't ever go away.
Are you alive or are you not?
As many scientists once have thought.
It is said that you can't grow,
But inside of a cell you do show,
Just how alive you really are.
You can live for years inside a jar,
Even though you will attack a cell,
I know you are doing it just to stay well.
So don't worry, you have a friend,
And I'll always have a cell to lend.



or



Viruses can be good, but mostly they are bad,
Although they make you miserable,
Like it or not, they make scientists glad.
Even the worst provide benefits for all.
No one believes this when they make the call,
To tell the doctor they threw up in the hall.
I want you to trust me, no matter what they may do,
Not even the flu is all bad for you,
Engineers of genetics agree with me too!




or




When you find the person who you are destined for,
You begin to make a new cell, a cell called love.
The love will soon grow and blossom,
But before, your move must begin a prophase.
You and your love must decide if your love should
grow
Once you've decided, you begin to enter a metaphase,
A phase where you begin to get ready for the best.
The best times and days you and your love spend.
As the growing keeps going, you become art of anaphase.
Your inner love has now separated.
And at the end you have finally been completed
You have completed the growth of love.
And so you start over again,
Your love continues to divide
And you have a love so large and full
A love you can never forget.
And a love so full and true
Something so special between two people,
That two people are inseparable.
Inseparable by the love that has grown.
And nobody can ever stop the dividing of love.



Good luck! :D

Answer 2

Funny Valentine Saying

Answer 3

hehehe i have a pickup line sorta. its from a facebook group.

If I could be an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could Unzip your Genes.

i love it.

Answer 4

I wish I could be your DNS helicase, so I could unzip your genes. not really school appropriate though.

Answer 5

aww :( i was going to say the dna helicase one ;(

Answer 6

roses are red
violets are blue
something starts growing
just thinking of you