First I would laugh So Hard at them.
Second, I tell them in Dick Cheny's way Go F yself, come back with a warrant.
2007-02-10 13:18:11
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answered by Anonymous
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Before the Patriot Act, when the FBI came to your door asking questions, they had to give you a general idea of why they were there. In my case, it was so a sibling who was in the military could get a high security clearance. This was back in the early 1960s, and the FBI knew where we had gone on vacation, what church we attended, and how well I was doing in school. They told us this so we understood how much they knew about us, and to make sure we cooperated.
I am sure if the FBI were to knock on my door, it wouldn't be for anything I wrote on Yahoo Answers--my political contributions and actions I have taken would more likely rouse their interest. But since I know that the messages online are available to a vast audience, I try to be careful with my words.
I would be as polite as I was back in 1960. I know my rights under the Constitution, and I know my duties as a citizen.
2007-02-10 13:24:20
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answered by KCBA 5
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I would be thrilled. That means I'm showing a high source of intelligence and getting recognition for it. So let's start here. Could it be because I know where Osama is and I got it right so they come knocking at my door to tell me my 25 million dollar check will be deposited in a Swiss bank. Then they give me a private password and a private # to call. I call that # and the secret agent tells me the high secret acct.#. I then secretly fly out to collect my $25 million and live happily ever after without anyone knowing I am RICH!
2007-02-10 15:51:17
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answered by Debs 5
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I'd let them in and we'd have a nice chat and some coffee. I would ask most of the questions and they would be things like "So, caught all those murderers and drug dealers and terrorists already, did you?" - while my cat inflicted sneak attacks on them or sat underneath their chairs, hissing.
What a waste of time that would be for both sides. But highly amusing for my cat, I'm sure.
~Morg~
2007-02-10 13:18:41
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answered by morgorond 5
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I don't know if this had happened to you but, if it did, you must have really went over the edge with your answers. Anyway, the answer is, yes sir, no sir, I was just joking sir, etc etc. Remember, you can't threaten to kill anyone on any site or in person or in the newspapers. Just can't do it.
2007-02-10 13:15:33
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answered by Anonymous
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I would invite them in as they would probably be some of my cousins and I wouldn't mind at all if they asked about my posts.
2007-02-10 14:43:26
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answered by Learner 4
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Tell them they have no jurisdiction in the UK and come back with the UK police and a warrant issued by a British court.
2007-02-10 13:42:32
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answered by Anonymous
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Offer them a spliff , and a cup of Seagram's 7 :)
2007-02-10 13:25:39
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answered by primamaria04 5
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I would invite them in and offer them a cup of tea and tell them the government is absolutely useless.
2007-02-10 13:15:34
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answered by Birdman 7
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I'd just say "Err, this is Britain, you can't tell me what to do in my country! Go back home!" then slam the door on them!
2007-02-10 13:36:36
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answered by Anonymous
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