WHY DO STRIPPERS ALL SMELL ThE SAME?

Question

IVE HEARD IT CAUSE ALL THE DIFFERENT PERFUMES MIX AND IT CREATES THAT STRIPPERFUNK,

IF THATS THE CASE,WHY DONT THEY ALL WEAR THE SAME PERFUME,LEAST THAT WAY THEY SMELL GOOD

ok stinkiepinkie i understand your p.o.v. but after all that you never answered the question.

i go to the strippers at least once a month,

its a good time,why not go,

i was just wondering aboout the 'scent' ,

at all the local spots they all smell the same.

its not foul but it isnt pleasant either

wash your hole and your pinkie wont be so stinkie

Answer 1

I think it's all that beer that gets puked on them.

Answer 2

Maybe this will help all idiots who think that strippers smell the same and have the stripper funk!!
Have you ever thought that maybe yeah it is all of the perfumes that mix together and they would rather smell that while at work, then some Fat Drunk guy who has just puked in his lap smelling like he just ate his best friends butt?
Obviously, You had to know what they smell like & frequent your local Strip Club often, to recognize which perfumes that It is that clash for you to come to that conclusion.
It is so amazing to me as to the collections of perceptions and the lack of class type of individuals who think that Adult Entertainers smell like " Cigarette Smoke and Broken Dreams, Tampons, or just Stink in general".
To address the comment that " They have no Class " O.M.G, well they had enough class for your sorry self to visit.
Lets Face it, The Men and Women who continuously try to brow beat strippers are the same one who have no money and still go the the clubs while getting aroused on the persons to their lefts Table Dance.. These are the same people who can not even scrounge up $1.00 to tip on stage, got a free pass from their uncle jimmy bob, tips Valet in Penny's, and sneaks his.her own refilled from home bottle of water. You all are just jealous that, they are beautiful, intelligent, most likely wouldn't give you the time of day, only do that type of job for a short period of time, usually to put their self through college, by real estate and save for retirement,. So what do you have besides a negitive balance in your check book, a spouse/partner who visits the clubs becuase your just not attractive to them, the corner beer store will no longer accept your food stamps as form of payment and finally, Your house with wheels on it has just be foreclosed on and your pickup truck just got Repo'd?????????????

My point is You don't know them, and they don't know you. People are People, why knock them for what they do for a living ? At least they are not living off of our Government, they are paying tax's, they are working, When was the last time you saw on the news a Stripper in jail for killing or abducting or phyically harming someone while wearing a depends?

Answer 3

If you find strippers entertaining and you don't like the "smell", I say accept the conditions that go along with the territory. Strippers "smell" because they don't have any class, otherwise they wouldn't be doing what they do in the first place, for every Tom, Dick and Harry. Their "perfume" choices match the people that chose them, so obviously, strippers stink!

Answer 4

It's their perfume of Choice Eau de Ho.

Get it whilst stocks last!

Answer 5

Don't strippers smell like cigarette smoke and broken dreams?

Answer 6

For the same reason some tampons have a deoderant

your smelling the .............. (get the idea_?????_)

winks
(in my opinion)

Answer 7

First, cut the capslock, second How often do you see strippers?

Answer 8

It's just your breath blowing back in your face.

Answer 9

Thank you everyone for answering

Answer 10

Wouldn't know, never been to a strip joint.