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2007-02-10 11:22:11 · 26 answers · asked by yo mama 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Let me help you all out:

" Mmm, that white stuff tasted pretty good surprisingly."

2007-02-10 11:26:09 · update #1

26 answers

Here I'll smell your panties to see how New Blue Cheer worked. Sniff, Sniff.............ok,you wash and wash once again in New Blue Cheer.

2007-02-10 11:30:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

You really didn't like this shirt very well, did you? Or, a ball point pen went thru the wash and dry cycle! Or worse, a crayon!

2007-02-10 19:25:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm sorry your gimp mask appears to have shrunk in the wash.

I found that missing sock inside your posing pouch.

I had to wash it three times before I got that stain out of your underpants.

2007-02-10 19:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by the_lipsiot 7 · 0 1

Next time go to a motel !!!! or the skid marks won't come out, turn them iside out and wear them again !!!

Lipstick on your collar is one thing, But BVD's already have a label!!!!

2007-02-10 19:26:35 · answer #4 · answered by jc 4 · 0 1

"Hey, so and so, I cleaned ur laundry. Oh and, oops while i was folding you cute t-shirt, I uh...kinda smudged chocolate over the front. Sorry dudette."

2007-02-10 19:26:13 · answer #5 · answered by CrazyCatLady 2 · 0 1

"Great news! We found your "stash" in your jacket pocket.
Bad news! The employee that found it was only working here part-time.
His full-time job?
He is a narcotica agent." :o(

2007-02-10 19:34:09 · answer #6 · answered by Cat 5 · 1 0

You didn't like that shirt very much anyways did you? or Hey I just learnt that if you leave _______ in the laundry it leaves spots on everything, cool huh?!

2007-02-10 19:27:51 · answer #7 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0 1

Lies that how everything is fine, when there was a problem, such as color stains from one item to another.

2007-02-10 19:25:48 · answer #8 · answered by e_u_banana_breath 1 · 1 0

Mommy, I put your lipstick in the spinny thing.

or

Mommy, where's my toad? I had him in my pocket earlier.

or

Honey...did you wash my red socks? I think I put them in the wrong laundry basket.

2007-02-10 19:25:30 · answer #9 · answered by nyhtshade 5 · 1 1

"Some of your pairs of underwear have some clearish crust on the crotch that wouldn't come out."

2007-02-10 19:26:10 · answer #10 · answered by Bud's Girl 6 · 2 0

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