So IT HAPPENED AGIAN BUT THIS TIME...?

Question

All the options on the touch screen coppier at work totally confused me

So of course I wound up printing everything all to hell

I lost my temper and pounded on the machine which on most days only puts this forsaken hellspawn of office technocrap out of service for few hours

Not today

Being exhausted from a 6-hour crawling commute I have been downing coffee like its oxygen

So my coffe cup which I had set on a bookshelf near the coppy machine fell over do to the fact that the shoddy engineering of the building I work in channeled all the vibaration of my fists hitting the coppy machine through the bookshelf dumping coffee all over the machine

My first thought was this is going to be a little bit worse than the normal broken coppier monday routine

Then the there was a lot of smoke, sparks and the works
I ran like hell, the building was evacuated

Despite there only being minimal damage the building is now a crime scene

Is it Job search time?

Answer 1

Yea, that's okay you can take up where Hunter S. Thompson left off. Hell he didn't use a dictionary either.

Answer 2

A job is the least of your problems. A six hour crawling commute? You lost your temper over a copy machine? You down coffee like oxygen?

You hate your life. It isn't Job search time, it's Soul search time.

Answer 3

there have been many situations of genocide because the Holocaust. 2 modern-day situations of genocide are interior the Darfur area of Sudan and West Papua in Indonesia. interior the mid-Eighteen Nineties, genocide befell in Rwanda (that's the idea for the action picture inn Rwanda). interior the early Eighteen Nineties countless human beings were tried and convicted of genocide interior the former Yugoslavia (Bosnia). there have been countless situations of genocide that were denied because the Holocaust. Pakistan denies the genocide of Bengali Hindus and some Muslims interior the 1971 Bangladesh atrocities. The Indonesian genocide in East Timor throughout its occupation of the rustic between 1975 and 1999 became also denied. The Khmer Rouge, an extremist Communist get collectively that governed in Cambodia from 1975 to 1979, has been implicated in deaths of 250,000 to at least a million,500,000 Cambodians.

Answer 4

The problem isn't the job; it's you.

If you need help understanding how to use the photocopier, ask for help.

Control yourself. Destroying expensive equipment is NOT going to be popular with any employer.

Perhaps you've learned your lesson about the coffee and pounding on equipment.

It probably IS job search time, as your employer will most likely can you.

But unless you get a clue, your next employer will probably can you, too.

Answer 5

Could be worst. My wives coffee cup went through the glass top of the copier and scattered it. They ended up having to junk the machine and get a new one.

She also has a new job....

Answer 6

Not only is job search time, but anger management time, hire a lawyer time, read the copier manual time, and use spell check time.

Answer 7

You can come work for me.

I hate coppy machines.

Answer 8

did you ever see the commercial "Do you wanna get away?",,it is an Airlines commerical..
I would write the airlines and submit this one for their next commercial..
so do you
"Wanna get away?"...lol
good luck in your job hunt

Answer 9

Okay, you just waisted 5 points, congrats. I'm sorry, but you're use of question marks IRRIATATES me! Lol. x

Answer 10

sounds like whining. regardles, consider it.