2007-02-10 09:05:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I love you.
2007-02-10 09:08:53 · answer #1 · answered by pyg 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
At 5:00 pm my blonde secretary got close to me and said "Did you forget to shave this morning?" I said that I did shave in the morning. Her next question: "Well, why do you have that five o'clock shadow?"
2007-02-10 17:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by regerugged 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A person came up to me in the Wal Mart parking lot and asked how to get to Wal Mart.
2007-02-10 17:08:40 · answer #3 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
My girlfriend at the time put on her pocket calender that she "slept with mike" on one of the days. I saw it and brought it up to her. She tried to lie and tell me "Oh, Mike is what I named my vibrator!" Riiiiiight!
2007-02-10 17:11:15 · answer #4 · answered by Live4theWeekend 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Once when I broke my ankle someone came up to me and asked me if I broke my leg......duh....I said it's only obvious!
2007-02-10 17:09:48 · answer #5 · answered by YAWN 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there is this girl in my class she told me one day that she is sooooooooooo beautiful she never met any one who is more beautiful than her,she is a god of beauty but the truth is i am more beautiful than her
2007-02-10 17:10:29 · answer #6 · answered by Tara 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that i look like a goddess,the greek goddess with the goat legs
he was my best friend though and he was being funny~
2007-02-10 17:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I forgot what I was going to say.
2007-02-10 17:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by Caroline 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How much money do u make
2007-02-10 17:09:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
"Hey baby, what's your sign?"
That was last week.
Is this 1960?
2007-02-10 17:09:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
just thinking they could lie to my face without me knowing is stupid enough!
2007-02-10 17:08:41 · answer #11 · answered by Viviana 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋