I have just emerged from a 'time space anomaly' and I am watching myself playing soccer at the age of 14, when I know I am 114years old. What should I do, or not do? Please help me!
2007-02-10 08:35:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
You should immediately kill your younger self to prevent the anomaly from occuring!!!
OH! wait.. that won't work. hmmm.. no... you should give your younger self some tips on the stock market so you will be rich enough to build the machine that created the anomoly in the first place...
Oh! no.. wait.. that won't work either... You should immediately kill your older self while in the past..
Oh! doh!! that won't work either.. it will create a discontinuity in your own existence.. hmmm...
Oh well... go to a store, trade your watch for a bunch of old coins and return to the future .. sell the coins in the future to make a fortune!
2007-02-10 08:48:42 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Tom♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First, do not play soccer with your 14 year old other. I think there are anti-matter issues if you come together, and you'd wind up destroying the universe, or something like that.
Second, you must know who is going to win the World Cup or the Super Bowl, so place a heavy bet and get filthy rich. Say, would you mind passing along that information? Email me...
2007-02-10 09:10:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should either get psychiatric help or share with the scientific community on how you traveled through time. Yes, I believe that time travel is quite possible. It is more likely that you are lying or need to see a shrink though. But, if you do remember how you traveled back in time, which is the most difficult feat, far harder than traveling forward, than you need to share your discovery with the world. Send it to me also.
2007-02-10 08:47:47 · answer #3 · answered by einstein.cubed 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I remember you when you were 11 year sold, I am watching the same game but I'm only 90 I guess you took a different time machine.
2007-02-11 01:30:07 · answer #4 · answered by Billy Butthead 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just wait a while. The men in white coats will arrive shortly to take you to the funny farm.
2007-02-10 08:45:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So who wins the next world cup!?.
I will go halves with you at odds of 50/1!.
On a £1,000 stake.
2007-02-10 09:23:49 · answer #6 · answered by Old Man of Coniston!. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont be tempted to go up to yourself and say hello. it is well known that two same entities from differing times cannot occupy the same space.
2007-02-10 08:40:44 · answer #7 · answered by jardon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a cane and enjoy the match
2007-02-10 08:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by walter_b_marvin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't talk to yourself or otherwise change anything. You may have already caused a ripple in time!
2007-02-10 08:41:08 · answer #9 · answered by aharte_ct 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from mind altering drugs. You are evidently high on something.
2007-02-10 08:50:17 · answer #10 · answered by Vincent G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋