this is not for me i dont go school
2007-02-10 08:24:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
im in high school so i know all the good ones
"i left it at home"
"i lost my bag" (dont take bag to lesson)
"i cant find it, i thought i put it in this morning"(take long time searching bag)
"its in my locker"
"its on my usb my printers broken"
"my floppy broke that i had it on"(have snapped floppy in pocket
there the only ones that have a chance of working other ones are just too farfetched to be believable
2007-02-10 11:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fish died and my mum insisted on a proper burial and service
I used that excuse 20 years ago when I was 14 and my teacher was so dumbstruck that he just excused me - I did admit when I was leaving the school that it was a lie and he said he had never heard of such an excuse and didn't want to offend my mum by giving me detention
2007-02-10 08:33:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love how you have to tell us that it's not for you as if anyone here cares that you haven't done your homework =P
Be creative! Say your dog your dog really DID eat it...they'll believe that 'cause they'll think you would never use that if you were lying.
Oh there's so many...I could go on forever. Just use your imagination!
2007-02-10 08:31:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were helping/caring for a really sick relative. "I tried to study the material, but finishing the homework I couldn't do because my Mom is really sick, and I was helping her with the house and things like that. Can I bring it tomorrow?"
2007-02-10 08:31:12 · answer #4 · answered by Jay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-Several of the exercises and questions were offensive to my family's culture.
-To have done the homework would have interrupted our family prayer sessions. If you let me pray in class, I will do it tonight.
-My doctor said I had to watch "The Biggest Loser" on TV to help my cancer stricken sister/brother/mother lose weight so they can have life saving surgery.
2007-02-10 08:50:05 · answer #5 · answered by Labsci 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
classic dog at my homework, or 'ive got a lot on at the moment and everythings getting on top of me, could i give it to you tomorrow' then look tiredly at teacher and put on a withering smile
2007-02-10 10:03:15 · answer #6 · answered by bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The house got burned down.
2007-02-10 08:30:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok if you don't want to go to school this is what to do ... grab a can of soup and make sure someone is watching and chew the soup up really good and spit it out and they will think you threw up!... i know this sounds gross but it got me 2 days out of school!! hope this helps!!!!
2007-02-11 08:21:06 · answer #8 · answered by *smile* 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'i forgot to bring it in because i was running late'
i thought it was due in tomorrow
2007-02-10 08:31:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to use it to wipe my bottom as we had run out of toilet paper, but i suppose i can retrieve it if you really want it?
2007-02-10 09:10:23 · answer #10 · answered by thunor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋