What is your husband/partners most disgusting habit?

Question

Mine is he will hardly ever brush his teeth unless I ask him too I don't want to nag him but it really is gross

Answer 1

F A R T I N G & B Elching

Answer 2

I'm shocked that more women haven't come on here agreeing that their husbands are like this. Either this is the lucky few or more guys are hiding their habits in front of their wives and girlfriends. I work in an almost all male environment and I have to say what you describe is entirely normal. My husband does much the same too. I mean guys at work have farting competitions, follow through (GROSS) and then walk around with it in their pants for the rest of the day. To make matters worse many of these guys say they don't shower after work, before bed. It's a hot and sweaty job so I always feel sorry for their other halves when I hear that. In fact with many of them I question whether they've showered at all in the last 24 hour period. My friends and I love to have a laugh about our other halves gross habits on a frequent basis, although they drive us to distraction too.

Answer 3

Neither does mine. If he has a bath or a shave he acts like he's doing me a favour. But these are small fry compared to his 22 years of lying and cocaine addiction - in fact, he's hardly any teeth left to brush after the abuse he's inflicted on his body. I am a hardworking, professional mother of two - why am I so in love with this scum?

Answer 4

Toilet noises. He goes in there 15 times a day and it sounds like he's being roughed up by a couple of giant blancmanges. Then he comes out ("I'd give it 10 minutes if I were you") and sits on the sofa picking the dead skin off his scaley feet and putting the flakes on the coffee table while he's eating a sandwich and making clack-clack-clack noises with his teeth. So take your pick.

Answer 5

1. Having her sit on the couch and ask, "Can you hand me that _____ ? (Which is located 6" out of her reach)

While I'm 20 feet away (or more) in another room.

2. When she burps like a sea lion and doesn't say excuse me.

3. If she doesn't shave her arms or legs for more than two weeks.

4. Watching her eat when she's really hungry.

Answer 6

He has impregnated me twice - that should be a hanging offence and clearly twice would indicate that it is habit forming! I would only say this was disgusting because of the way my children are behaving during their school holiday.

I feel really bad about this answer now and want to add that I love them all really

Answer 7

my partner chews in his sleep. its like laying next to a bloody cow munchin on grass. He snores in stereo too. All i want to do is put a pillow over his head and PRESS!!!!! either that or get close enough to his nose and do a hefty minging fart right on his face!!! Have b4 now got a felt tip and drew a twirly mustache and glasses on him, switched off the alarm so hes late for work. then hes jumped out of bed and into the car and has ended up at work looking like Mexican thats lost his hat and donkey!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

Walking out of the bathroom in a steamy cloud :)

Answer 9

she wears this shirt that looks like it belongs on a bucket to wash cars with .. she wears it all the time .and I hate it..its a worn out rag and she loves it

Answer 10

It's definitely not a good idea to be sharing your partner's deepest secrets, whether with one friend or a gazillion people on the Internet. Take my advice, people, keep it to yourselves!

Answer 11

Poking privates out of the blue and farting with people around.