2007-02-10 06:12:49 · 7 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This is a better weapon than the tissue
but you could wrap the car in a tissue and then help someone to blow their nose and shove the car up their nose when they least expect it.
I think stuffing them inside pillow cases always works well, subltle but significant.
under the innersoles in boots is good, wheels up or course for maximum slippage.
inside sandwiches, excellent with lettuce and mayo
frozen inside iceblocks, with the doors open
placed on top of the blades of the ceiling fan, fire trucks/rescue vehicles are best for this job.
2007-02-10 06:24:27 · answer #1 · answered by Yo Mum Mum 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a professional matchbox hitman.
I can't give you my trade secret, but for cash I will matchbox attack anyone you like.
2007-02-10 14:23:51 · answer #2 · answered by fares 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make the attacker swallow it.
Hit the person with the car in the eyes.
Crash the car repeatedly on someone's foot.
2007-02-10 14:17:33 · answer #3 · answered by White 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I can only think of 2. And that's without tissue paper, of course!
2007-02-10 14:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could load 200 Mexicans into and attack the Alamo again.
2007-02-10 14:19:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd sharpen the front bumper and stab someone in the throat.
2007-02-10 14:20:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-10 14:18:11 · answer #7 · answered by Blabbity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋