2007-02-10 06:11:51 · 8 answers · asked by lialawrence 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Valentine's Day
Roses are red,
and sometimes their thorny,
when i think of you,
i get a little CORNY!
came off of a hallmark card
2007-02-10 06:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by tylw85 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the male receiving them! I always gave my boyfriend/
husband valentines day poems. He loved it.
2007-02-10 14:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by BreezyMom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hallmark.com
they have free greetings cards with lots of funny poems!
2007-02-10 14:20:16 · answer #3 · answered by Sweet n Sour 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red,
our love is intense.
I wrote this poem,
to remind you,
to spend more than 10 cents.
that would be funny. lol!
2007-02-10 14:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish i was a bar of soap
hanging on a string
every time you took a bath
i saw your ding a ling
2007-02-14 02:44:10 · answer #5 · answered by stumpy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(sing with barney theme)
i hate you
you love me
how are we ever gonna marry
with a great big kiss
and a slap from me to you
won't you say you hate me too
2007-02-10 14:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by Spada 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Our relationship is one of love and hate,
But I don't care because the sex is great.
When we are together, I feel your love,
But when apart, that is what I hate.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-10 22:50:48 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red
violets are blue
I have an STD...
and now so do you!
2007-02-10 14:15:01 · answer #8 · answered by barefoot_always 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋