How many different ways could you use a used tissue as a weapon?

Answer 1

Here is a small excerpt from the listless amount of possibilities for using a used tissue as a weapon.

1. Throw it at someone. Some people will be disgusted and will jerk away from it, temporarily dropping their guard.
2. Gag someone. If you do this successfully, they may either suffocate if there is enough air blocked out, or they will throw up, which will also split into several subcategories of advantages:
---a. Possibly, the barf may drown the victim if the victim cannot expel it completely from the mouth.
---b. People tend to barf even more when they [look at/are in/think about] barf.
---c. Barfing will also let a person's guard down.
3. As well as mentioning barf as a weapon, mentioning the use of a tissue in a vulgar way may also make the victim feel sickened, as some people have already demonstrated in this question page. As always, guard goes down.
4. Unwrap the used tissue and use the adhesive snot to cover someone's face, which will distract them from any other moves you intend on using.
5. Insert into the eyes. Obvious pain will occur.
6. Insert into a wound. Who knows what diseases the mucus may contain, and pain it will cause?
7. Perform any of these tecniques and the many more not mentioned on a close friend or relative of the victim. Emotional trauma may occur.

Think up of more on your own, 'cause I've just about wasted 15 minutes of my life.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

There is one that I know of. In the prison, as a guard, I have confiscated many weapons, but a knife tissue is by far the weirdest, but most creative weapon I've found. The inmates take their toilet paper, wet it and shape it, then let it dry. They continue this process until they get the sharpness and shape they want. And, believe me, they are pretty sharp for being tissue!

Answer 4

There are germs on the tissue right? Choke the enemy with the tissue.

Answer 5

Stuff it in a person's ***, stuff it in the eye, choke with it, stuff it down the throat, stab the person then put salt on the kleenex and put it on the wound, a lot of different ways

Answer 6

I can only think of 2 ways.

Answer 7

Put gas on it and burn it up and chuck it at them
Shove it down someones throat
Stuff their nose and mouth with it
Pee on it and threaten to wipe it on them if...
Poo on it threaten to wipe it on them if...
Wrap it around your hand and pound their face in if they dont...
Put some sort of poison on it and rub it on them
that makes seven ways

Answer 8

If you took away a nation's toilet paper, would bacterial poisoning do them in?

Answer 9

i could stuff it down youre throat untill you cant breathe no more

Answer 10

None that I can think of