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Scratch, burp, fart, have sex, swear, spit, shout at other road users... Omg, it would be a normal day!!

2007-02-10 02:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by jeanimus 7 · 6 0

If I could be a man for a day, I would first go someplace such as Brooks Brothers, and buy myself a suit, pin-stripe, I would then go to a real barber shop, for a hair-cut and to experience a shave, you know with the hot towels, shaving cream applied with a brush!!
I would then like to make a date with my mother and my daughter!! My mother, cause it has been so long since she has had an evening on the town!!(my father is in the last stages of dementia!) My daughter, cause she should have at least one night where she is treated as a lady, this way she will have a standard to judge all future dates by!! An evening of wine and roses, dancing and dinner!!
My first thought when I read the question was to make love to a woman, of course I would not want to experience this with my mom or daughter, so then I thought who? Well, I have one friend, who is just wonderful, yet she has not had a significant other in so very long, and I do know her sexual experiences well they have left her a little lets say, she has not really experienced true love making, so I would love to be able to share that with her!!
One night of true romance, candle light and making slow passionate love!

2007-02-10 11:24:22 · answer #2 · answered by MB 2 · 2 1

sit around and scratch my privates. Then leave the toilet seat up all day to annoy my wife. Go to a pub alone (definitely only men can do that) just to see what it's like to be in a pub and not harassed by men. Oh, and I'd walk alone down a dark alley just for the sensation of being able to walk alone at night without fear.
This is a serious answer.

2007-02-10 13:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by gorgeousfluffpot 5 · 0 0

As a man? You did say a whole day, right?
First thing in the morning, she would reach and feel her new boys and her new buddy and discover,
O! This is how it felt when I squeezed em. When finished,
she would then rise up, go take a leak and figure out how to aim her new tool and not to pee on the seat.
Then she would ask herself, where did my boobs go.
After admiring herself and her new equipment in the mirror and upon getting dressed she then discovers that panties do not work well with a Ja-knock and pair of balls.
After managing to get dressed she gropes herself, being proud of her new equipment.
She goes to the mall, groping herself several times, admiring all the beautiful breasts and rear-ends as they quiver and shiver about.
She needs to take a leak, finds the restroom and proceeds to improve her aim. Also realizing, how less of a time it took than it usually did before. She learned, if you shake it a bit after peeing, it's also a good thing.
She goes about all through the day enjoying her new body realizing, Hey, This ain't that bad.
Then it dawns on her.
She hadn't found the trigger nor has she fired off her new joy stick
which she's determined to accomplish before her time is up, crying, I don't wanna go back.

2007-02-10 16:36:08 · answer #4 · answered by smially 3 · 0 2

I would only need to be a man for an hour, just to kick the crap out of a bloke who peeved me off a while ago. Not capable as a woman to do it, but boy would i get stuck into him if i was a man!!
Man to man, lets see how good he is then!

2007-02-10 13:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by Nik . 2 · 1 1

I would ask out a few women in ways that I think (as a woman) would be good and see what response I would get. Then I'd kind of have an idea of what men are up against and see it from their point of view.

From that experience, as a woman, I may be able to relate better to men or even learn a better way to respond to them or even understand why they do and don't do things that seem logical to me.

2007-02-10 10:58:42 · answer #6 · answered by Christy 3 · 3 1

If would want to be a large, tall, muscly man for the day. I would like to see how people react to me when driving. Also to be out and about in pubs, and gyms and clubs to see how people treat me differently.

2007-02-10 12:20:31 · answer #7 · answered by DS 3 · 0 0

i would spend it with as many of my male friends as possible, as a bloke they don't know, in hopes that the memory of my day as a man lives and i can gather a true insight into the male mind and how exactly they think and more importantly- what it is that guys actually talk about on one of their "bonding" sessions in the pub!!!

Always been intrigued by how men handle certain situations and wander if they really do act differently to the same thing in front of diff sexes- i would test this

2007-02-10 10:59:30 · answer #8 · answered by bales 2 · 1 1

i would go and get my car fixed in a garage and see how differently they treat a man 2 a woman. I would also go and work out and watch porn to see weather i get a kick out of it. lol

2007-02-10 11:43:24 · answer #9 · answered by Queen Bee 2 · 0 0

Have sex and pee in a urinal i always wanted to know what it was like to stick it out there and just let loose women can pee standing up but it ain't the same thing.

2007-02-10 13:08:35 · answer #10 · answered by Gen 4 · 0 0

For one day if you were a man i suggest you address the issue of depression that a guy feels when he is Made to feel apologetic because of his gender.
MOST IMPORTANTLY GET KICKED IN THE BALLS BY A WOMAN SO THAT NEXT TIME WHEN YOU LAUGH WHILE WATCHING IN MEDIA OR CRACKING JOKES WITH OTHER WOMEN WHAT PAIN AND TRAUMA YOU GO THROUGH AND YET UNLIKE WOMEN THE POOR GUYS CARRY ON .THEY CANT EVEN ***** CAUSE THEY ARE NOT BITCHES.
IT WILL GIVE YOU SOME REASONS TO RESPECT MEN BECAUSE YOUR FATHER WAS ONE OF THEM.

2007-02-10 13:16:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

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