who would win in a fight between the two families in Family Guy and The Simpsons?

Question

Marge or Lois, Chris or Bart, Lisa or Meg, Stewie or Maggie, Peter or Homer, Brian or the Simpsons dog.

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Answer 1

I would have to say Family Guy family because they got Stewie and Brian who is really smart.

Answer 2

Okay, here's the scenario through comparison:
Homer Simpson weighs 239 lbs. Peter Griffin is 295 lbs. Both are complete retards. Though both are quite stupid, Peter would win because of his large size. But, Homer can win if he finds Peter's weakspot: his cholesterol covered heart. Just one greasy quarter-pounder can end Peter Griffin in seconds.
Marge and Lois: Lois is 130 lbs. Marge has tall hair. As previously stated, Marge would probably be beaten for two reasons: first, she's too much of a sucker. And then there's her hair. Lois is more wind resistant and could probably take care of Marge pretty quickly, but both would be evenly matched because both probably use the same house cleaning techniques. If you've seen Karate Kid, then we all know what happens.
Meg is supposedly heavier than the average teen (possibly also heavier than the average bear). Lisa, however, retains a healthier diet because she has a good diet, which does not consist of any meat or grease products. She would be fast and able to take out Meg faster.
It's no contest between Stewie and Maggie. While Maggie has experience with a gun (i.e. Shooting Mr. Burns), Stewie is pratically a super baby. He is more athletic and intelligent. He would win.
Brian and Santa's Little Helper: Brian would win. He's anthropedic. He can talk. He can fight. He would whoop Santa's Little Helper.
Now, Chris and Bart: Chris is heavier than the average bear. But Bart is slightly more athletic, but he would be crushed by Chris' large body size. However, Bart is faster, and besides: he's Bart f'ing Simpson! He put mothballs in the beef stew! He's the devil in blue shorts!
Hope I helped.

Answer 3

Homer is a raging alcoholic as is peter so naturally they would both be drunk, Meg would be dead before the mach even started and Peter would use her as a weapon. Lois has martial arts experience, and Marge is timid and wouldn't fight. Lisa would have her saxophone, ( a very heavy chunk of metal and a very good weapon.) and Bart would have his skate bored, ( also a very painful weapon when swung at someone's face.) and Chris would have no weapon. family guy has turned Stewie from an evil genius bent on world domination to a babbling gay idiot so he would have no weapon, but he would be riding Brian, and Maggie is a baby, but she shot Mr. Burns so she would have a gun . and Brian has no weapon because he is not aggressive and therefor would not kill, at least Santa's Little Helper and Snowball 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6 have claws and teeth they're willing to use. Peter would be hitting Homer with Meg, but she is fat and would therefor be soft and not very painful, so Homer would wail on him until he was dead. Lois would easily kill Marge and go after Homer, but Homer would cut open Peter and hide inside him. Lisa and Bart would beat Chris to death then Stewie would crash Brian into them, but he would be to late. then Brian would get him off and walk off, forfeiting so Maggie would shoot Lois to save her dad, but Homer would have drown in Peter's fat and been dead for hours. then Santa's Little Helper and Snowball 1,2,3,4,5, or 6 would split up and rip apart Brian, (even though he forfeit.) and Stewie. so in the end The Simpsons would win and crush Family Guys pitiful little dreams of ever being better than them at anything.

Answer 4

Simpsons overall but: Marge, Bart, Meg, Stewie, Homer, and Brian!!!
Marge has a wild side Lois cant compare to!
Bart is Bart !
Meg because Lisa is kinda prudeish!
Stewie cause the worst thing Maggie ever did was shoot Mr.Burns by accident!
Both Homer and Peter are severly stupid I pick Homer because he fights dirty!
Brian because he can talk and Santas Little Helper is stupid maybe even more than Homer!!
Great Question!!!!!!

Answer 5

definately family guy. peter is fatter than homer, so peter can squish him. lois has less hair than marge, so she can move faster with less wind resistance, stewie could annihilate maggie anyday, lisa would probably beat meg, because meg is stupid, and the same for chris and bart, but brian could totally whoop the simpson's dogs butt. family guy wins 4 to 2

Answer 6

At first thought, I'd think the Simpsons, because overall they can be more organized and unified.

But for pure meanness, definitely the Family Guy crew would win. Lois knows karate, Stewie can build lasers and mind control devices, and Brian is highly intelligent for a dog but the Simpson's dog is frightened. Meg and her brother would basically just go along with whatever they were told to do.

Answer 7

Marge would win cause she has SKILLS :)

Bart would win cause he's faster then Chris :)

Lisa would win cause Meg is always depressed and Lisa's smart:)

Stewie would win cause he's just STEWIE:)

Homer would win cause he's dumber than Peter :)

& last but not least Brian would win cause he talks :)

So overall The Simpsons would win :)

Answer 8

Lois over Marge, Bart over Chris (duh!), Meg over Lisa (primarily because she's much bigger), Stewie vs. Maggie would end in the draw (Stewie would aggressively pursue, Maggie would smartly deflect), Peter and Homer would be deadlocked in combat for eternity, and Brian and Santa's Little Helper wouldn't fight at all.

Answer 9

Simpsons...while Stewie could do major damage and Brian would eat Santas little helper for breakfast...the duo of Bart and Homer on a rampage would be unstoppable

Answer 10

I would say Family Guy. One can tell that the family in Family Guy is really smart. Lisa in the Simpsons is only person smart in the show.