1.In an Anatomy exam, the teacher asks the class to draw the female reproductive organ. A girl look down... Opened here panty then a boy shouted "Mam O! Cheating!
2.A man cornered by a lion prayed, "Lord, make this lion a christian."
The Lion suddenly knelt down and prayed, "Bless this food which im about to receive, through Christ our Lord. Amen."
3. Crazyman(called at the mental hospital) Hello...is the patient in Rm. 28 is still there..
Telelephone Operator: Nope...why?
Crazyman:Ah..ok! I just check if i have alraedy eascaped..
2007-02-09
23:38:51
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