Before you ask, yes this is indeed a very serious question. I am a hopeless romantic but I would like to surprise my girlfriend by letting her know that she is nothing special and that I have been tagging her much younger and attractive roommate as well as many other women for the better part of a year.
I also would like to lower her self confidence enough so that I can possibly have her in my back pocket for the future if I so desire. What are some good ways to achieve this and also to make this a Valentines the both of us will not soon forget?!?!
2007-02-09 19:55:50 · 6 answers · asked by Sir Alex Awesome Valentine, Esq. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Valentine's Day
This is a good question and one that i have done myself. I like you thought process (something for the raining nights). Normally if you want to break a girl you have to tell her something that will hurt her really bad. If she thinks she is good looking tell her that she is just to ugly to be with anymore and you have been tagging her friend. Another good one is tell her that you are wanting to be with someone that is more into wild actions in the bedroom. This normally gets you the three way or the brown round. Hope it goes well for you on this Valentines day. The best two i have used was (1) have her come over to ur place and let her walk in on you hitting some fat whale. This causes them to wonder why her? Or get her a little tipsy by drinking some wine and let ur buddy or roommate hit it. when she wakes up the next day walk in and start saying crap like "how could you" or " I really loved you and thought we had something special". This will make her have a lot of grief. You can hit that for years no strings attached.
2007-02-09 21:40:16 · answer #1 · answered by cornbread3604 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
next time you are tagging her roommate, take a picture. then put the picture in a small velvet box with a big red bow on it. it will get her hopes up and dash her spirits all at the same time. by the way, if someone like you ever dated my daughter, i would put you into several small velvet boxes with big red bows on them.
2007-02-10 04:06:40 · answer #2 · answered by Aaron 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I find, when they say they are serious or they really did this, they are trollers. This guy stinks of troll.
He musta missed the bridge a few miles back.
2007-02-10 04:23:18 · answer #3 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just do whatever you can to accumulate your bad karma. The next Vday will be hard for you to forget too :)
2007-02-10 05:05:26 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I hope you are being sarcastic, and if you're not I wish you impotence for the rest of your life. Scumbag.
2007-02-10 04:03:47 · answer #5 · answered by Kate 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
what did your girlfriend do to you? is there a reason for this?
cuz thats just not nice...
2007-02-10 04:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by legs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋