List 5 reasons why it is great to be a woman?

Question

looking for some funny thoughts and observations. thanks

Answer 1

1. we can get free drinks, free dates, sometimes a free anything if there is a horny guy at the register and youre cute! the main benefit to being a woman is that we can wrap u suckers around our delicate, manicured pinky finger and get most of what we want out of you while you do all the hard work for it. Thanks fellas :) & if you dont believe me, just get married, lol. 1.a get out of tickets, in fact just chalk about every advantage a woman can gain over a man by being hot in with this first reason! which brings me to #2

2. WE are FAR more attractive than you guys. Girls are prettier to look at in just about every situation. our hair is sexier, our skin is softer, we smell better, just on a physical stand alone we are far advanced :) & if you dont believe that, try making a porno without a girl in it & see if many ppl buy it, in fact just look at tv, commercials, videos, movies, even sports have woman cheering, WHY? cuz we're better to look at.

3. We get to spend thousands on clothes & accessories & its okay. & its not unusual for a man to pay for it all :) We're usually matching & have a pair of shoes for every purse. Guys closets are nowhere near as exciting. We have more colors, more brands, more style, more fashion, in fact 90% of the stores in the mall are dedicated to US, females & our needs :) we are the target for a large percent of items on the market, meaning we have a lot of say in whats produced in the first place and made available for you guys to purchase, from your washing powder to your fast food.

4. we get to give birth and you may think this is a down side but its not for countless reasons. Main ones being, the children usually love mom more :) & just to keep it short and sweet, we basically control life on this planet. no lie. you can get sperm anywhere, even buy it, hehe, but if we werent here or even if we just decide we dont want to have it, your baby would not have a womb to be concieved in. now how powerful does that make us?!

5. alimony & child support laws in California.

GOD knew exactly what he was doing, he made you guys stronger... but gee I guess thats about it, huh? then again he probably did that on purpose so we would have a valid excuse to get you guys to do it for us! man I LUV BEING A WOMAN!!!!!

Answer 2

1. It is the beginning of men
2. It is the end of heaven (Adam Eve)
3. In it ... a lot of problems.
4.Women are the 2nd most beautiful creation of God apart from men.
5.Women can change the world. If they are good then the rest of the world are OK
I'm not against women. just thrwing some ideas.

Answer 3

1) You get to wear makeup and it is socially acceptable which comes in handy if you have to cover up a big ugly zit.
2) If you are smart and only "somewhat" attractive, you'll be the toast of the D & D group.
3) You can just lie there during sex and enjoy somebody else doing the work. It feels great and if you do it alot, you'll get few complaints!
4) They have "girls night" at pubs (never boy's night)
5) It is really easy to get sex.

Answer 4

Why don't you just go watch Lifetime. Seriously though, I love the answers from other females about how their boobs are the best part about being a woman. I tend to like it better when a man I like is more interested in my fun bags than I am. Just a thought.

Answer 5

1) They run things anyways
2) They get away with more (like speeding)
3) They get to dress all sexy in stockings and french maid outfits...OMG!
4) You have the PMS excuse for bad days.
5)You can be a kept woman and not be harrassed like a Mr. Mom would be

Answer 6

I can't really think it's late but I'm so glad I am one. My 2 reasons would be because I'm a mom & second I got to stay home & raise my child where if I was a man I probably wouldn't have been able to

Answer 7

We can grow a human being inside of us
We can wear pants and dresses
We get free drinks
We don't have to lift heavy stuff
We are good for the economy, because we like to spend money

Answer 8

i imagine both communities have complications they ought to regulate. women human beings i'd say have it tougher, yet there are genuinely issues about being a boy that quite sucks. which includes the particular actuality women human beings can placed on boys outfits devoid of being judged, yet when a guy is a lot as considered wearing womens socks quite everyone seems going to judge him for it.

Answer 9

1. ur orgasms r way better
2. men sentenced 2.8 times longer for spousal murder
3. 1000s of times easier to get laid with attractive person even for ugly girls
4. women, taking into account qualifications, work hours, maternity leave etc. actually make more money than men on average
5. men are driven to suicide 4.6 times more than women
6. men have a life expectancy 7 years less than women
7. men account for 95% of workplace fatalities
8. women acquitted of spousal murder at a rate of 9 times that of men
9. affirmative action, even though women pilots have 4 times accident rate, airlines still must hire women
10. your teenage years are not as hard as ours hence why adolescent boys have 6 times the suicide rate, and if you are bullied and pushed around men do not lose attraction for you whereas women do when it comes to men and actually prefer bullies to bullying victims if they have to choose. girls encourage male dominance of other males with their actions.

well there thats twice the amount

Answer 10

we are for the most part , smarter than men
we can handle more mental pressure and physical pain than men
we have prettier underwear, and we look better in bikini's

we can get by with a lot of things that men couldn't get by with, just because we are women...

we know that we can control men and most of us have the upper hand, but we are smart enough to not let you men know it....we can use tools, but we'd rather you did, just so your feeling want get hurt, most of us can let you think we are weak or scared just to keep you in the game...we love you all deeply and dearly...but really...we want you , we don't need you, we can do all the lifting and mowing and weeding and all that, but we just love to see you out getting all hot and sweaty , it's sexy, even if we do pretend we are offended...we love it and we love you....so just remember , we are with you because we want to be..honey