what is THE best way to cheat in highschool (only tests), open to ANY suggestions.?

Question

don't say Don't, and dont hate... cheating has changed some of my grades from B's to A's, and helped me keep 70% C's. I'm only asking one question and if you dont have an answer to it, than you can GTFO. Im an opportunist I see opportunity.

Answer 1

I have seen several people do many things to cheat on tests, and I have seen several people get caught, and then once they actually had to apply their knowledge in LIFE, they didn't have a clue.

If you are so smart that you can find ingenious ways to cheat, then try to take some of the time you spend thinking of ways to cheat and use that time to study. I could tell you a lot of ways to cheat, but that's just WRONG. Who says there's no such thing as a stupid question?

Answer 2

All cheating has done is move you up a few levels as far as your class standing is concerned. Otherwise, it shows that you are a coward. You are too afraid, too lazy, too stoned, too screwed-up, too whatever, too stupid to try to do it the honest way and actually learn something, then take the test, and then actually be proud of yourself for what you have accomplished. All it will do is help make you that much more unprepared for real life, that much unprepared to get a decent job, and I am not talking about a job that pays a lousy $12.00 per hour. BTW, I made about $125.00 per hour last year, gross pay and I never cheated one day or one time in school and no one ever accused me of being a straight A student. $12.00 an hour is nothing in this world. Try to support yourself, your wife and a kid or two on that little amount of money. You better be willing to work 16-18 hours a day, 6 days a week. It is going to be a hard life and you are going to HATE IT. I can just see you now, staring into the mirror 10-15 years from now, asking yourself "Why in the hell did I screw around in school when I had it so easy? Now it is so hard that I cannot afford to go back to school to get the education or training that I need to get a decent job, because I have too many other responsibilities." You are going to end up being someone's ***** and you are going to have only yourself to blame for it, though you will blame everyone else, because you are a coward who is afraid to do the right thing. You make me sick. You have it so easy yet you want it to be even easier. Nothing worthwhile on this planet is ever just given to you. You want the good stuff? Work righteously for it, then take it and get it and be proud. Otherwise, plan on being a *****. Better stock up on vaseline, coward.
By the way, you are not an opportunist at all. You are a flunky who will never amount to anything, you keep this crap up. Oh, by the way, you may want to learn this line. It is my gift to you. It will help you throughout the years as you work in the food service industry. It is, "Do you want fries with that?" Stupid, dumb, stupid and dumb. It takes all kinds to make a world. Someone has to be the idiot and it looks like you have it locked up tight. Remember, "You want fries with that?"

Answer 3

easy, for any formulas that must be memorized to be successful, just quickly read them and when the teacher gives you the sheets, put those notes away and quickly joint down the formulas on the corner, not considered cheating but still works best if you forget very easily especially during tests.

To cheat, depends what subject, if it's english, then screw it, i don't think you have a lick of chance (because it's very varied). You should sit on the sides (because teachers would take either forever to get to yer side if they're walking by, or they would walk by first then come back very late, enough for your chances of looking at the answers on some separate sheet.

I cheat all the time in one of my classes and get perfect everytime (even if I miss a lesson and still do a test anyway without preparing the cheat sheet, i just get perfect anyway, oh well, wutever). I just place a piece of paper with all of the answers into the desk (must the written small if it's big), don't close up yer chair to the desk too much, just get close to the desk enough to see the inside and bring yer test paper close to your body. It makes as if yer eyes are looking at the paper but you're really looking down at the answer sheets.

Write it on yer an eraser, make sure it has a cover, then pull it down whenever you can to take a look at whatever key points to help yer memory. To make it harder for the teacher to not spot you out, is by getting a dark coloured marker and draw some rubbish on the eraser that BOLDS and STANDS out from the rest of the written material that you put on. Or just keep it in yer hand, cuz it's normal to hold it while doing a test.

bad times to cheat is during math tests... ¬¬'''........

Answer 4

Some of opportunitist's tactics: (might work better at college than in high school due to bigger class size):
(1)Install a tiny real-time video camera on the ceiling or side walls before the test and aim it at a desk of an A student and you use a small monitor to zoom in on the answers. Such a camera & monitor are available at local spy shops if you can afford it or
(2) Hire an outside tutor to take the test for you if you can afford it or
(3) pay a smack in your class in advance in exchange he/she gives you the answer in a small folded note paper as he/she turns his/her test in or
(4) form a small group with your fellow classmates with purpose to cheat off each other and create a signed contract letting him/her know in advance that if he/she changes his/her mind and blows whistle on you, he/she will go down with you because you will show the contract to the instructor.

Answer 5

Bravo to everyone, except Chopzsite, for taking a stand against cheaters and making your feelings known. Shame on you Chopzsite, I hope this person will not become a neuro-surgeon and operate on your brain some day, 'cause it's really hard to keep a cheat-sheet in the operating room. Oh, yes, let me see, what exactly is this litle red thingy here?? oops, sorry didn't mean to cut that one, didn't have time to study. Studying!! What a novel idea!! Imagine that!!

Answer 6

If you're smart enough to figure out the best way to cheat in class then you're smart enough to get good grades and you shouldn't have to cheat.

Answer 7

you need the participation of the whole class. my friend once said they used ordinary signals like scratching head means A, rubbing nose means B stuff like that

studying is still the best way to get higher grades

i cant believe im helpin u

Answer 8

the best way to cheat is to not let teachers like me know you are going to do it.

Good Luck!!!