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ARTHUR:
Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride... to... Camelot!
[in medieval hall]
KNIGHTS: [singing]
We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
[dancing]
We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.
[in dungeon]
PRISONER:
[clap clap clap clap]
[in medieval hall]
KNIGHTS: [tap-dancing]
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
MAN:
I have to push the pram a lot.
[outdoors]
ARTHUR:
Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
KNIGHTS:
Right. Right.
2007-02-09 14:38:35
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answer #1
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answered by mongo_wood 3
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I LOVE that movie. It is my favorite movie of all time. Remember the swallows and coconuts?! My friend calls me coconut and I call her swallow. That's how obsessed we are with MPATHG! One day we wrote down every word of the song. It was so funny! This is Andy above me said "Monty Python at its best" You speak the truth Andy! "She's a witch! She turned me into a newt.......I got better......Bring out your dead! I'm sorry sir it's against our policies to kill people for you. Please? Oh fine. I'm not dead yet!But father! I want to sing! There will be no singing. Am I clear?! Ni Ni Ni!!!You will cut down the thickest tree in the forest with.....A herring! What!? Are you mad?! A herring?! and build a nice shrubbery with a path going down the middle like this and a fence too. It's just a bunny! No it's a killer bunny with vicious fangs! The holy hand grenade. One, two, five, three sir, three. BOOM!. And suddenly the author had a sudden heart attack....and the monster was no more. What is you name? Sir Lancelot What is your quest? To find the Holy Grail. What is your favorite color?" Blue no yel- AAAAHHHH" Don't you love those quotes?!
2007-02-09 14:53:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Monty Python's Holy Grail is the best comedy
on the subject. By The way the film was written
by God, Directed by God, Starring God.
Critic chairs rating: Four and a half swords.
2007-02-09 14:37:42
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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"No On Second Though Camelot Is A Silly Place After All"
Holy Grail was Python at it's best
2007-02-09 14:45:00
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answered by Andy 4
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Have loved it for years, Monty Python ranks right up there with Mel Brooks of old, less we not forget the Holy Hand grenade
2007-02-09 14:42:51
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answer #5
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answered by Queen Bee 2
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It was hilarious the first 400 times I saw it...now it's just annoying. But the French guys and the Trojan Rabbit still makes me smile.
2007-02-09 18:40:56
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answered by The Man In The Box 6
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Speak of the devil, I actually watched that movie today!
I love the part at the Castle Anthrax. And when Launcelot goes to rescue that guy.
"He's come to rescue me!"
"Let's not jump to conclusions."
Such a funny movie.
2007-02-09 14:34:54
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answer #7
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answered by McLovin 7
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I love that movie....I liked the frenchman in the castle....and don't forget the Black Knight scene. LMAO (A true classic) I wish someone still made movies like this one.
2007-02-09 14:38:03
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answered by steve 5
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GREAT movie! I need to watch it again now!
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
2007-02-09 22:28:12
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answer #9
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answered by tami_ky 2
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This is one of my favorite movies of all time. I loves it. I even re-enacted the killer bunny scene for a class project. it was great
2007-02-09 14:35:11
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answered by sadie 2
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