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E-nun-ci-ate!!

God is a great guy. But you have to realize that he's being bombarded with requests by the millions all at the same time. If you are vague..... well...... pfffffffft...... see what happens?

However, I wonder if you would have been as upset if they had sent you a sexy blonde from the South with a witty propensity for puns?

Next time, take your time and be specific. Try this:

"Dear God, I love to travel and would love to go to Greece and Italy with a sexy southern blonde. Can you see what you can do? Thanks."

There you go.... you might actually get a broad spectrum of broads to go abroad with. But if you are broad in your request you might never get to go abroad but be stuck with a broad broad that never wants to go abroad with you. Capeesh?

2007-02-10 00:28:09 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0 0

tell god the product is defective and you would either like a refund or an exchange.
Tell him to give you a line up of abroads and that you will chose the place you want to be with the right broad abroad.

2007-02-10 10:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Tough luck. Sorry!

2007-02-09 22:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Your too late this time.
how long will she be there and were you consulted?
Good Luck

2007-02-09 22:10:24 · answer #4 · answered by andreamarie 2 · 0 0

i get it though im not sure about some of the other answerers

2007-02-09 23:01:23 · answer #5 · answered by dboyley 1 · 0 0

well you got abroad, whats your problem? jeez, some people are never satisfied !!!!!

2007-02-10 12:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by sue brew 4 · 0 0

ROFLMAO

2007-02-10 15:47:38 · answer #7 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0 0

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