Mine is too long too quote but it is when Demi Moore goes off on Tom Cruises charater by the baseball field ...it ends with her saying "...because their attorney had pre-determained the path of leasted resistance"
Whats is yours?
2007-02-09 11:15:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
God I love that movie!
Kaffee: All right, what's the code?
Dawson: Unit, Corps, God, country.
Kaffee: Come again?
Dawson: Unit, Corps, God, country.
Kaffee: The United States of America wants to charge the two of you with murder & you want me to go before the judge with "Unit, Corps, God, country"?
Galloway: Lieutenant, how long have you been in the Navy?
Kaffee: Going on nine months now.
Galloway: And how long have you been out of law school?
Kaffee: A little over a year.
Galloway: I see.
Kaffee: Have I done something wrong?
Galloway: No, it's just that when I petitioned division to have counsel assigned, I was hoping that I'd be taken seriously.
Kaffee: No offense taken, in case you were wondering.
Galloway: Why do you hate them so much?
Lt. Weinberg: They beat up on a weakling, and that's all they did. The rest is just smokefilled coffee-house crap. They tortured and tormented a weaker kid. They didn't like him. So, they killed him. And why? Because he couldn't run very fast.
Col. Jessep: So how is your dad, Danny?
Kaffee: He passed away seven years ago, sir.
Col. Jessep: Don't I feel like the ******* asshole?
Col. Jessep: We go back a while. We were at the Academy together, we were commissioned together, and did our tours of duty in 'Nam together. But, I've been promoted up the chain with greater speed and success than you have. Now, if that's a source of tension or embarassment for you, I don't give a ****
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled.
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the truth!
Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
2007-02-09 13:49:49 · answer #1 · answered by Soccer<3 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have a few actually. The first is from "The NoteBook" "Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a b*tch and I tell you when you are a pain in the a$$. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-a$$ thing. " And the second is from "The Labyrinth" Worm: Ello Sarah: Did you just say "Hello"? Worm: No, I said, "Ello", but that's close enough.
2016-05-24 18:33:29 · answer #2 · answered by Johnna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How to pick a favorite from such a quotable movie?
My faves:
"Time's up! What do we have for the losers, judge? Well, for our defendants, it's a life time at exotic Fort Leavenworth! And, for defense counsel Kaffee, that's right, it's a court martial! Yes, Johnny! After falsely accusing a highly decorated Marine officer of conspiracy and perjury, Lieutenant Kaffee will have a long and prosperous career teaching... typewriter maintenance at the Rocco Globbo School for Women! Thank you for playing "Should we or should we not listen to the advice of the galactically stupid!"
AND
"Oh, I forgot. You were sick the day they taught law at law school."
2007-02-09 11:32:15 · answer #3 · answered by Laci R 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My brother is now a successful lawyer in Detroit. But, when he attended school, he barely made it through law school--often missed classes and so on. So when Tom Cruise decides to take the case of defending the two young Marines, and turns and says the line: "So this is what a courtroom looks like." I couldn't help but envision my brother saying the same thing on his first day in court.
I also like when the assistant lawyer, Sam, asks Jo (Demi Moore), "Why do you like them so much?" And she says, " 'Cause they stand on a wall and they say nothing is going to hurt you tonight--not on MY watch."
2007-02-09 11:36:50 · answer #4 · answered by HoneyBunny 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great movie! I love that line where one Marine guy says to Tom Cruise "You're in the Navy? Yeah, you guys give us a ride sometimes" - or something to that effect. I can't remember the exact quote, but that line makes me laugh every time!
2007-02-09 11:38:06 · answer #5 · answered by shamrock 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Kevin Bacon: Strong witnesses
Tom Cruise: And handsome too.
2007-02-09 11:28:58 · answer #6 · answered by rollo_tomassi423 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey are they still hanging people by yard arms. Good humor
2007-02-09 11:25:41 · answer #7 · answered by bretski 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Never put my bat in the closet."
That is so Freudian given he is a military man it is pathetic.
2007-02-09 14:40:44 · answer #8 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Son, we live in a world that has walls...........".......that entire tirade by Jack Nicholson.
2007-02-09 11:18:46 · answer #9 · answered by Beachman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"You can't handle the truth"
2007-02-09 11:25:23 · answer #10 · answered by Falcon Christian Li 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋