2007-02-09 10:24:10 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
penguins get the ladies.
2007-02-09 10:26:13 · answer #1 · answered by croato87 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Great question! The advantage to adopting a penguin is that whenever you're invited to a formal affair, you will never be without a companion who is already dressed for the occasion!
Glad to have been of help.
2007-02-09 10:34:25 · answer #2 · answered by lordplyewood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life long protection from Polar Bears and Killer Whales, a constant supply of fresh fish, and a really good companion. Penguins mate for life you lucky pup.
2007-02-09 10:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vs adopting a child?
A penguin has a shorter life expectancy so you wont have to take care of it for 17+ years.
2007-02-09 10:27:32 · answer #4 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A penguin could teach a hippo to dance.
2007-02-09 10:51:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't have to do night feeds or change nappies.If it's an older penguin you won't have to cope with the temper tantrums and refusal to eat "good" food and go to bed.
2007-02-09 10:29:20 · answer #6 · answered by chewystuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not everyone can say that they have a penguin for a pet. That is like a reward in itself!
2007-02-09 10:26:57 · answer #7 · answered by Sammee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The adopted penguin stays in the zoo and doesn't sh*t all over your floor.
2007-02-09 10:27:03 · answer #8 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Penguins are always well dressed, therefore you could dine in fancy restaurants and not worry about the dress-code in old-fashioned gentlemen's clubs
2007-02-09 10:28:36 · answer #9 · answered by stephen w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, people like penguins. Maybe you could teach it to sing and dance and make a s***load of money off of it!
2007-02-09 10:28:35 · answer #10 · answered by Angie, Raised by Wolves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋