Give your best sales pitch. !!
2007-02-09 10:22:30 · 18 answers · asked by angelheart 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You've GOT to have a brand-new sparkling Schporky Pork! It's great and everyone you know will want one! It does text, voice, music, coffee, purring and mail. You can write, sing, speak, listen, rub, squeeze and chew the Schporky Pork and it will NEVER run out of energy!
Use Schporky Pork in the bath, the bedroom, the office, the den! Get one for your motorhome or boat! And it makes the PERFECT gift.
If you act now, you'll also receive the Horschprocket ABSOLUTELY FREE! This handy little device takes the stress and strain out of your horse grooming.
But hurrry NOW! DAMN IT!!!! HURRY!! OMG!!! OMG!!!! TIME IS RUNNING OUT!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!
Quick! Send a check or money order or call the toll free number!!
2007-02-09 10:31:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I sell Avon because the products smell really good, there is always some kind of terrific sale going on, the prices are reasonable and if you don't like it you can return it for a refund.
2007-02-09 18:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by mom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have this wonderful handcrafted keyhole... only $75.95! No? 50 bucks! No? $34.63! No? $10.50! No? 5 bucks! Only 5 bucks! No? 4 bucks? 3 bucks? 2? 1? 50 cents? Okay, it's free. Just have it!
2007-02-09 18:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would be selling an American history book. (in small letters on the first page you see the words *made in china*)
2007-02-09 18:29:52 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. Travolta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am here to sell you a line of B.S, that will get you absolutely nowhere and I will hopefully be walking away with your money and you will feel dazed and confused!
2007-02-09 18:26:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need this. If you don't buy my product you will suffer without it. Just think of all of the side-effects you will miss out on...
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2007-02-09 18:25:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
"think of all the wonderful meals that will come out of your kitchen think of how proud your husband will be to bring the boss home for dinner, think of how much your mother-in-law will Thank God to have a wonderful daughter-in-law who knows how to stretch a dollar...and think of the confidence you will have knowing that you too can be a gourmet cook"
WaaaaaLaaaaaa........for only $10.95 you can buy
"The Road Kill Crock Pot Cook Book".
2007-02-09 18:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by Moma 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are being ripped off by your mortgage company. They make money when you are in debt. I can show you how to get yourself out of debt for free.
No strings.
2007-02-09 18:26:04 · answer #8 · answered by khanofali 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"By the way if you are in sales or marketing.....kill yourselves! There's no joke here, kill yourselves. Suck a tail pipe, borrow a gun from an NRA buddy....kill your selves. There is no rationalization for what you do, you are Satan's little helpers filling the wolrd up with bile and garbage, kill yourselves, kill yourselves, kill yourselves".
2007-02-09 18:28:55 · answer #9 · answered by Next evolutionary step... 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
toe nail clippings to throw at your enmies
2007-02-09 18:25:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋